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Originally posted by Steve
knitting needles, keep some on me at all times for events like this

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These youngsters are crafty though Steve
She'd probably just tell you she had 2 many penny sweets at school that week so put on some weight

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Originally posted by mwg
All they do is talk about their kids. Nobody gives a fuck you stupid pricks. The only people that care about your kids are you. There is nothing more boring.

Every brew break it turns in to a discussion about kids, playgrounds, bought a new pram/car seat, kids parties, the list goes on and on. Totally and utterly under the thumbs by their wives too. Have to ask permission before they can play 5 a side football or go mountain biking etc. cos its not fair leaving their wife at home alone with the kids when they've been at work all day.

Really hope I never end up like this when I get older because they are boring me to tears. Is this all there is to look forward to in life? Jesus wept.

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My view is....when you have kids, they are a major part of your life. You'd give up anything for them and they are hard work and take up 90% of your time. Its pretty hard not to end up talking about kids with other parents tbh.

Also, the "under the thumb" thing. Again, when you've got kids, and a wife, you've got to compromise. I wouldn't just fuck off to play footy or the pub etc without checking that the wife is okay with it. I'm not under the thumb, but its courtesy surely. You don't realise what hard work kids are until you have them. And so leaving either parent alone with even one, after a day at work is asking quite alot, so tbh its not getting permission but just deceny to your other half.

I reckon 100% of the comments in agreement with mwg don't have kids. Nothing wrong with that, and nothing wrong with your rant mwg, but your opinion will change in the future I reckon.

Just for the record.....I don't bring up kids at work unless i get asked, I have no "Baby on board" sign in the car. My car is MY car and Jen's car is HER car, neither are OUR cars. And I'm slowly moving up the car hierachy, so I don't agree that having kids will prevent me from having my dream car.

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Originally posted by Steve
no i am not shagging an under age, basically people on here are jealous because my missus is still young and fresh and theres are getting old with stinking disgusting bruised fannys and lips hanging out all over the place

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no i am not shagging an under age, basically people on here are jealous because my missus is still young and fresh and theres are getting old with stinking disgusting bruised fannys and lips hanging out all over the place

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give me the low down then son you are ??many years and she is ??

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Originally posted by mwg
She just turned 16 last week m8.

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Originally posted by Steve
no hes dead

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no hes dead

however i look and act about 20 anyway so its not really an issue, i think if i was a proper 28 year old it would be a bit of an issue

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Originally posted by Steve
thing is iv got at least 7 years before her fanny starts to go downhill when they hit 25 the vagina starts to go brown

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