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Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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2nd Feb 11 at 07:34

He's doing neither. Fuck knows why.

Russ

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2nd Feb 11 at 07:36

quote:
Originally posted by kz
One month done! Started thinking about it a bit recently I must say lol... only eleven more to go not having sex or anything else during this either btw. Where's my wet dream.

you're not having sex for a year? or having a sneaky chop? and you've lasted a month?

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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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2nd Feb 11 at 19:22

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
So basically you can't get laid and this is an excuse...

I was 'seeing' a girl... but I've kinda called that off, at the same time as starting this. Hardest test of the year so far this Friday though, we're sharing a bed in a hotel together.

Cavey

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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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2nd Feb 11 at 19:49

I'm on no fap for another 5 weeks because of my operation

Had this week off work and not been able to do anything

I would NEVER stop out of choice though, that's crazy

[Edited on 02-02-2011 by Cavey]

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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2nd Feb 11 at 20:01

get a grip for fuck sake.

P1CK4D

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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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2nd Feb 11 at 20:04

It angers me to think you live so local to me. Wierdo.

sand-eel

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2nd Feb 11 at 20:49

I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.

spikedjack

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2nd Feb 11 at 23:03

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.

This!

John

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2nd Feb 11 at 23:15

If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.

Jules S

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Registered: 24th Dec 03
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2nd Feb 11 at 23:24

This really isn't healthy

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Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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2nd Feb 11 at 23:41

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.

As said, I'd still be game for a random shag

however I'm just not the kinda guy that goes out and gets women!

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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2nd Feb 11 at 23:45

quote:
Originally posted by kz

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I better "game" would be no wanking, but are allowed sex, then you would be more inclined to shag anything and get m8 points off mates for roasting a horror.

As said, I'd still be game for a random shag however I'm just not the kinda guy that goes out and gets women!

This sounds like less of a reason to give up wanking...

Good thing you have to pee otherwise your little man will drop dead with boredom.

Tomnova16

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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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2nd Feb 11 at 23:49

In the words of stiffler in road trip
"I might just pack up my balls and leave"

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter

16vKarlos

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3rd Feb 11 at 00:37

I was sat here this evening, thinking... " i havent Wanked in a while.... why not knock one out about now lol...

then i read this thread

Ben J

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3rd Feb 11 at 07:36

quote:
Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.

This.

Russ

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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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3rd Feb 11 at 08:05

quote:
Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.

thank god neither of those things will happen

Ben J

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3rd Feb 11 at 08:13

Lol

Robbo

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3rd Feb 11 at 09:58

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J

quote:
Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.

This.

That

Lee Wilson

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Registered: 20th Feb 06
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3rd Feb 11 at 13:02

is this for real? Surely can't be good for you?

alan-g-w

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Location: Glasgow
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3rd Feb 11 at 15:29

quote:
Originally posted by Russ

quote:
Originally posted by John
If I hadn't had a wank for a week and was in bed with a girl it would be all up her back within about 30 seconds.
thank god neither of those things will happen

kz, try converting to Catholicism, the priests should be able to help you out with not wanking.... yourself.

Whittie

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3rd Feb 11 at 15:30

I still don't understand the point of this thread.

alan-g-w

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3rd Feb 11 at 15:30

Basically, kz is a virgin and this is the only way he can sexually entertain himself.

Whittie

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3rd Feb 11 at 15:31

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Basically, kz is a virgin and this is the only way he can sexually entertain himself.

It's quite clearly the opposite way of sexually entertaining himself though

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
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3rd Feb 11 at 15:33

I reckon he has a small willy and he's fat and he can't even reach it...

alan-g-w

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3rd Feb 11 at 15:37

True whittie, but I think he's wanked himself so much that this is actually more enjoyable for him.

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