chrisritch
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quote: Originally posted by Daveskater
quote: Originally posted by chrisritch
13 Hours sleep
I had this once - was epic
Its becoming a regular occurence Wake up, go to work, pretend to do work, come home, watch scrubs on e4, pass out, wake up about half ten, have a fag,shower & brush teeth, sleep.
repeat cycle
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
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Scrubs at about 6pm? Not the worst routine I've ever heard of though
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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pow
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Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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I keep waking up without a tshirt on as well even though I went to bed with one on.
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Russ
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Some people rip the piss.
Sold an £150 monitor to lady at work for £50. Said i'd sell it for 65, she said, will you let me have it for 50, i said yes...
anyway, she cam to collect it form my house, said she has just picked up her new router from post office, and the "computer shop man" was coming to install it. Me being a cunt, said that he'd rip her off. charge her at least £30, so as she only lives 3-4 miles away, i'll do it.
So i went to her house, installed her moniitor, installed her router, spoke to AOL for her to get the password to connect to the net, and gave her a spare usb keyboard i had, then she said, "while your here could you connect my record player up to the speakers i unplugged it and i'm not sure how it goes back together". so again, like a cunt, i did it.
Then it's payment time, i had a quick daydream in my head what would happen, she'd offer me the £50 for the monitor and a tenner for my trouble, i'd say no, she'd force the money on me, buy something for the baby etc.
instead she gives me the £50 and opens front door for me to gtfo.
Now I've just seen her give two bottles of wine to the IT guy at work for installing a copy (a dodgy copy) of windows 7 on her new (son's old) laptop. Right infront of my very eyes, now either she is ripping this piss out of me, or i'm a cunt. i feel like a cunt.
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pow
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slap her in the cunt
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Daveskater
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quote: Originally posted by pow
I keep waking up without a tshirt on as well even though I went to bed with one on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Conway563
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She's made you look a right cunt TBH Russ
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Russ
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Sell her some dodgy drugs Joe
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Daveskater
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I hear Joe keeps that in the same place as the regular drugs
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Russ
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Drug roulette
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Daveskater
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Back to work I go
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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chrisritch
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Location: Northants Drives: V40
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quote: Originally posted by Daveskater
Scrubs at about 6pm? Not the worst routine I've ever heard of though
E4
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Budgie
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quote: Originally posted by chrisritch
quote: Originally posted by Daveskater
Scrubs at about 6pm? Not the worst routine I've ever heard of though
E4
comedy central +1 as well iirc
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Kerry
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if i win the lottery id like to buy my neighbours house
http://www.brown-co.com/property-for-sale/norwich/norwich/stratton-strawless/shortthorn-road/264033
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Kerry
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IMPORTANT NOTE
Interested parties should be aware that the property was the subject of an arson attack in December 2009.
scariest night of my life
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Russ
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Was awful for him, watching everything you own burn to the ground
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Neo
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Is that your next door neighbours house ? Been rebuilt and moving away ?
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Conway563
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quote: Originally posted by Daveskater
I hear Joe keeps that in the same place as the regular drugs
That would just be stupid Gay Dave
How are you going to be a repeat customer if you're dead?
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Kerry
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his wife wont go back after what happened!
idiots blew up the heating oil tank at 3am, VERY scary!!
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pow
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I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it,
Sex in the air somethingsomething
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
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Kerry
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i dont care i love the smell of it
WTF
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pow
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LOL it is as well
Mum and Dad have just had out house valued at that much and it's nothing like that
[Edited on 08-03-2011 by pow]
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Kerry
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theres nicer ones on our road!
I want this one
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29116991.html
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pow
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think of the cars we could have on that driveway
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pow
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Do you like my flat?!?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-28874450.html
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