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sc0ott
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5th May 11 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
he now fucks tarts with no carpets


cannot beat a bald minge tbf.
Jambo
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5th May 11 at 15:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fake. Unless I see the pile of cash it's not real
Ojc
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5th May 11 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'll do print screen of Bank Balance on 20th May.
Steve
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5th May 11 at 15:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok mate, make sure your online banking login details are visible as proof too
Ojc
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5th May 11 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I might not come in here next week and then never return FPMSL.
Jambo
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5th May 11 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Screen shots will be fake.
Ojc
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5th May 11 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Will be Jewish bank account
Jambo
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BYRON
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5th May 11 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I've genuinley got to be sensible, I won't ever have this amount of money again IMO so I need to keep most of it to buy a house at some point.


Sensible.
I would be putting atleast £15k into a high interest account.
Tomnova16
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5th May 11 at 18:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Spend it at Lemass.


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Ben G
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5th May 11 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
spend it on boat shoes and overnight parts for your mini.
Ojc
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5th May 11 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lemass will be visited
VegasPhil
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5th May 11 at 19:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd buy Rcoughtries VXR with the notice money and bank the rest

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
Ojc
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5th May 11 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I like the Mini too much. It's a grown ups boy racer car. People don't call you a dick for driving fast in a Mini.
3CorsaMeal
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5th May 11 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can we buy some puppies and throw then in a river. Probably do that for under a Grand
Corsa_Sport21
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6th May 11 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you want to avoid paying tax on your notice money,i have an offshore account in the name of George Agdgdgwngo that you could get the money wired into.
BigSte
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6th May 11 at 14:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Off the £9k will be 20% income tax and 11% NI....you will get c£6200.
Tom G
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6th May 11 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The mother has just been informed that her dept. Payroll will be outsourced In April. Shes been there for around 7 years and should get about 13k. Bit off a shock to her though
Ojc
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6th May 11 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BigSte
Off the £9k will be 20% income tax and 11% NI....you will get c£6200.


How you work that out?
Russ
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6th May 11 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BigSte
Off the £9k will be 20% income tax and 11% NI....you will get c£6200.
You don't pay tax on the first 30k of redundancy babe.
Steve
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6th May 11 at 21:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that isnt redundancy its notice period which is taxable, 6.2k sounds right
Ojc
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6th May 11 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He is talking about the 9k worth of wages I'll get in one go.

22% is the going rate for tax & NI isn't it?P
Rich H
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6th May 11 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I like the Mini too much. It's a grown ups boy racer car. People don't call you a dick for driving fast in a Mini.


So true
Steve
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6th May 11 at 21:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
He is talking about the 9k worth of wages I'll get in one go.

22% is the going rate for tax & NI isn't it?P


no ni is on top
Ojc
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6th May 11 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Everytime I've worked out a bonus its been near enough to what I've got using the 22% rule

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