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Ben J
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4th May 11 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I like it if its tidy, clean and bald like Ellie Gouldings.
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4th May 11 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Makes no odds to me.
Ben J
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4th May 11 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So you'd lick a dirty, yeasty minge then?
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4th May 11 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or a period fish stinking cheese hole?
Ben J
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I once licked a minge which was like a badly packed kebab.

It was like licking a burger with soggy lettuce hanging out.

She was FIT tho so I let her off.

[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]
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should have 'sooked' the fuck out it.
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Hawt.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
I got into a fight with some teenage girls last time we went to see her

All because one of the bitches barged into my missus and elbowed her in the face (before the gig actually started btw)

So I pushed her in the back and she went down like a sack of spuds.

Then I had about 20 teenyboppers hissing and trying to attack me.





[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]


tell me you knocked them out
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I once licked a minge which was like a badly packed kebab.


my worst nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
I got into a fight with some teenage girls last time we went to see her

All because one of the bitches barged into my missus and elbowed her in the face (before the gig actually started btw)

So I pushed her in the back and she went down like a sack of spuds.

Then I had about 20 teenyboppers hissing and trying to attack me.




[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]


tell me you knocked them out
The J in Ben J doesn't stand for Jake mate

[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Russ]
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it stands for jaffa, mate.
Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
I got into a fight with some teenage girls last time we went to see her

All because one of the bitches barged into my missus and elbowed her in the face (before the gig actually started btw)

So I pushed her in the back and she went down like a sack of spuds.

Then I had about 20 teenyboppers hissing and trying to attack me.





[Edited on 04-05-2011 by Ben J]


tell me you knocked them out


Apart from the one I pushed over, I didn't do anything else.

I thought the stewards/police may side with the teenage girls over the 30 year old bloke.
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4th May 11 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ellie Goulding rocks my world. Mega nice
Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
I once licked a minge which was like a badly packed kebab.


my worst nightmare


It was clean, smelt lovely and was smooth as a baby's bum but just a bit "flappy" It seemed to be only one that was hanging out.

So it wasn't a big problem.

And as said the girl was hawt so I didn't mind so much.
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Ellie Goulding rocks my world. Mega nice


Apart from the Manu thing I like you.
mwg
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Her voice when she sings your song is awesome. Hairs stand up on the back of the neck sort of job. Bet she is amazing live
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4th May 11 at 20:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No
Ben J
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Fucking incredible live.

Just wish she'd dressed and danced like that at the Manc gig.
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No


you like German women with hairy armpits

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