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xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:11

ya lies i got my m8 to write a status update which was a blatant lie in front of our other 2 mates cus i explained to them i intend to troll CS later so need to make it convincing

IvIarkgraham

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Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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29th Aug 11 at 22:12

Lies

--ToM--

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Location: Wirral
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29th Aug 11 at 22:13

if it was my audi key you had the cheek to ask for and hold in your scummy hand and press the button untill you heard my car unlock id rip your ugly head off your scrawny shoulders on the spot , your lucky the guy was so cool with it as you say because one day someone going to wipe the floor with you and to be honest i cant wait to hear the story in another one of your shite attention seeking thread. PRICK

James

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29th Aug 11 at 22:13

Thought you said your mate does own an Audi?

xa0s

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Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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29th Aug 11 at 22:14

quote:
Originally posted by --ToM--
if it was my audi key you had the cheek to ask for and hold in your scummy hand and press the button untill you heard my car unlock id rip your ugly head off your scrawny shoulders on the spot , your lucky the guy was so cool with it as you say because one day someone going to wipe the floor with you and to be honest i cant wait to hear the story in another one of your shite attention seeking thread. PRICK

ok m8

quote:
Originally posted by James
Thought you said your mate does own an Audi?

that would be correct.....

James

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29th Aug 11 at 22:16

quote:
Originally posted by xa0s

quote:
Originally posted by --ToM--
if it was my audi key you had the cheek to ask for and hold in your scummy hand and press the button untill you heard my car unlock id rip your ugly head off your scrawny shoulders on the spot , your lucky the guy was so cool with it as you say because one day someone going to wipe the floor with you and to be honest i cant wait to hear the story in another one of your shite attention seeking thread. PRICK

ok m8

quote:
Originally posted by James
Thought you said your mate does own an Audi?

that would be correct.....

Says in the Facebook status "don't own an Audi". Surely to be correct it should say something like "Go karting place gave us the wrong Audi key"?

xa0s

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Registered: 4th Mar 08
Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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29th Aug 11 at 22:16

quote:
Originally posted by James
Says in the Facebook status "don't own an Audi". Surely to be correct it should say something like "Go karting place gave us the wrong Audi key"?

i asked for the key. i dont own an audi.

go karting place had no idea who was my friends, just handed keys out to anyone that asked

[Edited on 29-08-2011 by xa0s]

IvIarkgraham

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29th Aug 11 at 22:19

Lies

xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:20

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
Lies

pow

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Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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29th Aug 11 at 22:20

Ummm... So I go to that place probably once a month for an arrive and drive session. Never once have I though 'oh I'll just hand in my Alfa key to the trollop/blonde tart on reception'... why would you even bother? That's my 10k car, let alone my 70k RS6 Special Edition DSG ABC 123.

xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:21

quote:
Originally posted by pow
Ummm... So I go to that place probably once a month for an arrive and drive session. Never once have I though 'oh I'll just hand in my Alfa key to the trollop/blonde tart on reception'... why would you even bother? That's my 10k car, let alone my 70k RS6 Special Edition DSG ABC 123.

well they had a drawer full of keys, presumed they asked for ID or remembered which key was for who. pretty much everyone handed their keys/wallets/phones in.

--ToM--

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29th Aug 11 at 22:22

for the record im not your mate and never will be, dont you have a skoda forum to troll on? dont think anyone on heres interested in your shite

pow

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29th Aug 11 at 22:23

quote:
Originally posted by xa0s

quote:
Originally posted by pow
Ummm... So I go to that place probably once a month for an arrive and drive session. Never once have I though 'oh I'll just hand in my Alfa key to the trollop/blonde tart on reception'... why would you even bother? That's my 10k car, let alone my 70k RS6 Special Edition DSG ABC 123.

well they had a drawer full of keys, presumed they asked for ID or remembered which key was for who. pretty much everyone handed their keys/wallets/phones in.

I go out on track with my keys/phone/wallet/shrapnel in my pockets like everyone else who I've ever been with

xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:24

quote:
Originally posted by --ToM--
for the record im not your mate and never will be, dont you have a skoda forum to troll on? dont think anyone on heres interested in your shite

500 thread views in under 50 minutes says otherwise... if you're not interested in my threads then don't open my threads? it says who made the thread next to each one in case you didn't know

also, nothing to troll about

Eck

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29th Aug 11 at 22:25

Tbh, I've added a fair few of those views, because I do enjoy laughing at the shite you spout

xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:25

quote:
Originally posted by pow
I go out on track with my keys/phone/wallet/shrapnel in my pockets like everyone else who I've ever been with

next time ill leave shit in car and just take my key fob in jeans i think. but next time look and you'll see the drawer full of keys/phones/wallets

xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:26

quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Tbh, I've added a fair few of those views, because I do enjoy laughing at the shite you spout

what shite, are u implying that im lying too?

Graham88

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29th Aug 11 at 22:30

quote:
Originally posted by pow
I go out on track with my keys/phone/wallet/shrapnel in my pockets like everyone else who I've ever been with

Really? I cracked my phone screen on track before so now I only have my car key in my pocket leave everything else in the car, the seats are uncomfortable enough without a wallet digging in your thigh

plus think of that extra weight slowing you down

Eck

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29th Aug 11 at 22:30

Not at all. It seems to me that you are a fine modern upstanding member of society, why would you lie?

--ToM--

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29th Aug 11 at 22:31

everyones implying your lying because oh wait you probably are compulsive lying is actually a disorder people suffer from they lie so much they start to believe their own lies and are adamant there telling the truth you should go and see a doctor about it and whilst your there see if they can do anything for micro penis disorder also.

xa0s

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29th Aug 11 at 22:32

quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Not at all. It seems to me that you are a fine modern upstanding member of society, why would you lie?

ok thx m8

pow

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29th Aug 11 at 22:32

Tom

bit uncalled for

xa0s

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Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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29th Aug 11 at 22:33

quote:
Originally posted by --ToM--
everyones implying your lying because oh wait you probably are compulsive lying is actually a disorder people suffer from they lie so much they start to believe their own lies and are adamant there telling the truth you should go and see a doctor about it and whilst your there see if they can do anything for micro penis disorder also.

ok mate u dont care about the thread, not interested etc etc... but here you are refreshing like a bad boy, cant stay away can you