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Neo
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14th Sep 11 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
how long does it take to fit a clutch (out of interest)


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Originally posted by Neo
Couple of hours if you have ramps and the tools.


12 seconds is currently my best




Is that taking what Matt said in the most literal sense rather than removing it from the car, changing and replacing
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i'd like to see you try and type shit out whilst fitting a clutch on a time limit


didn't see this
Ben G
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yeah i have a bare engine, fully built up but with no gearbox or anything so it's a case of me putting the alignment tool into the end of the crank, putting a clutch on and putting 6 bolts in with the air gun.
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FFS. Just Yahoo image searched "Napkin" and one of the results was a pic of a used sanitary towel.



Turns out they are known as sanitary napkins in some countries.

[Edited on 14-09-2011 by Ben J]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
yeah i have a bare engine, fully built up but with no gearbox or anything so it's a case of me putting the alignment tool into the end of the crank, putting a clutch on and putting 6 bolts in with the air gun.


Now thats just cheating Wanna swap jobs ?
Ben G
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yes please, it's bloody hard work sometimes
Neo
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How many do you do a day ?
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14th Sep 11 at 13:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Neo
Yes please dave, i'll go wait downstairs in the reception yeah ?
Well i was thinking more along the lines of i stay here then you come to Cornwall and we'll eat them by the quay Too late now as that's what i did Even went and got an ice cream in a special needs cone and had that for a follow up to sausage and chips from the chip shop Spencer88 works at sometimes

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Originally posted by Ben G
yeah i have a bare engine, fully built up but with no gearbox or anything so it's a case of me putting the alignment tool into the end of the crank, putting a clutch on and putting 6 bolts in with the air gun.


Airgun, philastine
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Pow does it like a man - with a hammer and sockets that are the wrong size.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
IvIarkgraham
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Ben G
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How many do you do a day ?


800+ the last couple of nights. usually around 750.
Ben G
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Originally posted by pow
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
yeah i have a bare engine, fully built up but with no gearbox or anything so it's a case of me putting the alignment tool into the end of the crank, putting a clutch on and putting 6 bolts in with the air gun.


Airgun, philastine


air and gun are 2 different words. to put them together without a space is blasphemy.
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MINGE
Ben G
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wtf is paul j doing in his thread. i can't access it.
IvIarkgraham
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i can
Ben G
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how? it has no title
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14th Sep 11 at 15:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can access it but it crashes IE for some reason. Could be my gay work machine, or just gay Paul.

[Edited on 14-09-2011 by Brett]
Ben G
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paul has hacked cs
Brett
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14th Sep 11 at 15:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Paul has copy and pasted something from somewhere more like.

EDIT: Look in the trash can! What a goon

[Edited on 14-09-2011 by Brett]

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