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Originally posted by jacko198

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Originally posted by Russ

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Originally posted by Kerry
Russ has a story to tell about the program!

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pmsl.

it was scariest moment of my life

[Edited on 04-10-2011 by Russ]

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Oh really! Go on......

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kerry was pregnant, like 7-8 months, i was upstairs in bed, in the happy place, you know the one where you arent awake and you arent asleep, anyway, i hear kerry screaming down stairs, think nothing of it in the happy place, then hear it again, and i leave the happy place to the awake place where my 'then' fiancée is downstairs screaming in pain, so i jump out of bed nekkid, run down half the stairs and fall down the rest, jump into living room, to see Kerry sitting there looking at me like i'm going mad, while watching a woman give birth on TV. Then she realises what i must've though was happening and pisses herself laughing, then i realise what was happening and pmsl, go back to bed, only to be confronted by my 13 year old 'now' step daughter, who asks, why are you naked and why did you fall down the stairs...

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Originally posted by spencer88
Just been told they have had brilliant reports about my fish and chips during the summer. So much so they want me to do extra hours over the winter in the other shops and show people how it is done

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Originally posted by Russ
so i jump out of bed nekkid, run down half the stairs and fall down the rest

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Originally posted by Daveskater
Home time then

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Originally posted by Gaydavewholikestoskate
but if it's got cock then I'm all for it

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