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3CorsaMeal

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27th Oct 11 at 10:59

says there are wild animals, dogs would warn you of them while your asleep

adiohead

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27th Oct 11 at 11:04

Lesbians would too

mwg

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27th Oct 11 at 11:18

You wouldn't need warning if you were tucked up inside the shelter that you built

JordyCarter

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27th Oct 11 at 11:18

C just for the bush, id get stoned for 20 years

ashleh

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27th Oct 11 at 11:23

You'd come off the island a complete retard.

mwg

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27th Oct 11 at 11:29

Not a problem if you went on as one to start with.

RichR

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27th Oct 11 at 11:31

Guns for show, knives for a pro - C definitely

Jake

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27th Oct 11 at 11:32

you're all retards. C is the best option by far. dogs for company and protection, if you dont fuck about you can get the boat repaired in a week, blaze up every night and take the rest back on the boat and sell it when you get home.

Hammer

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27th Oct 11 at 11:33

Jakes owns the thread.

JordyCarter

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27th Oct 11 at 11:40

quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Not a problem if you went on as one to start with.

This id be taking some on the island with me aswel

3CorsaMeal

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27th Oct 11 at 11:46

quote:
Originally posted by mwg
You wouldn't need warning if you were tucked up inside the shelter that you built

in the freezer?

Sam

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27th Oct 11 at 11:48

I'd go for option A.

If the surviving lesbian won't shag you/become bi or straight, you can always wank over her in secret (or give her surprise sex, it's not like anyone will stop you

).

You can make her go fishing for you both and if any wild animals try to attack you, you can feed the lesbian to them if she pisses you off.

You can ration your booze and get pissed all the time and then when you're rescued you'll be rich when you get back home.

ashleh

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27th Oct 11 at 11:48

quote:
Originally posted by JordyCarter

quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Not a problem if you went on as one to start with.

This id be taking some on the island with me aswel

Your taking some on the island even though you have 3 tonnes of the shit?

Nath

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27th Oct 11 at 12:13

quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
You'd come off the island a complete retard.

adiohead

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27th Oct 11 at 12:18

I'm surprised C doesn't come with a male companion.

Colin

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27th Oct 11 at 12:18

I remember once seeing a program on TV about surviving on a desert island and it said the single most important thing you'd need is a good sharp knife.

RichR

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27th Oct 11 at 12:19

and a Volleyball called Wilson

Colin

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27th Oct 11 at 12:20

Although 10M for 20yrs hanging out getting drunk with 2 lesbo's might not be too bad, £500k a year, better than any job you could have.

Hmmmm I might change my mind to A!?

Russ

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27th Oct 11 at 12:22

8 years early. Sell story to newspapers all over the world for cash

AndyKent

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27th Oct 11 at 12:24

Defo not A. 300 rounds wouldn't last long, the mardy lesbo would get on my tits.

B is a possibility. Fitty = win and you can drown her out with music when shes moaning. Like Colin though I don't like fish.

C is the most practical, feed the dogs with whatever they can hunt and you get off early.

C probably.

Colin

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27th Oct 11 at 12:32

Been thinking again.

A - Lesbo's will try and take over & will become annoying especially after cute one dies. Hunting rifle with 300 rounds wont last long. The booze will just make you turn into an alky and probably die, you'll be getting pissed instead of trying to survive. The moneys good but you'll probably be too fucked to spent it.

B - Chick is a bonus I guess but wtf would I want a fishing net, freezer and mp3 player for.

C - Dogs will hunt for you for almost 1/2 time there or you can just eat them and the dog food yourself. Knifes important apparently. Weed and guitar, ok so you need to chill out eh, one thing I note though is no mention of papers or a lighter, hmmmm. Boat and home after 12yrs is probably the firm winner though.

RichR

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27th Oct 11 at 12:38

sharpening stone for the knives will be like a flint; lighter solved

Lawrah

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27th Oct 11 at 12:56

Just think how hairy the burds are gona turn out after like a month..ew.

Hammer

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27th Oct 11 at 12:56

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I'm surprised C doesn't come with a male companion.

You'd like that wouldn't you.

And a 20 year supply of lettuce.

adiohead

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27th Oct 11 at 12:59

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I'm surprised C doesn't come with a male companion.

You'd like that wouldn't you.

And a 20 year supply of lettuce.

Knew you'd bite.

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