Eddx14xe
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Apparently im related to Mr Bean.
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by LeeM
i was in this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/
Edited for the truth
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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I'm a man.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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7.9 inch penis measured the other night
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Ojc
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I'm related to Adolf Hitler
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote: Originally posted by Gary
quote: Originally posted by LeeM
i was in this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/
Edited for the truth
cheers
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
j10E W has a massive cock, you didn't mind that, maybe you know it to be true?
aidoheads real name isn't Jimmy, its Adrian.
Is will_doyle really a secret agent? maybe he is? obviously i will claim i'm a secret agent in the future safe in the knowledge its not spam.
C2RL R, scared of cheese? could be true, who knows, deffo not spam, its cheese!!!
Jed D also has a big cock, you must like this one as well, as you let it be.
My GF is a celebrity, is it true? do i even have a GF?
Jas has re-quoted doyles comment, Genius! I see this isn't spam, not trolled, not ruined anything.
^^^thats just page 1
[Edited on 01-11-2011 by 3CorsaMeal]
I have a big cock.
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Ojc
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3CorsaMeal
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i both love and hate marmite
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Russ
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My tears are adhesive
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Eddx14xe
Apparently im related to Mr Bean.
how can you be related to a fictional character?
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
quote: Originally posted by Eddx14xe
Apparently im related to Mr Bean.
how can you be related to a fictional character?
Maybe he meant Sean Bean?
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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I can ride a Unicycle
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Twitch
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Location: Flitwick, Bedfordshire
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i've been on TV 3 times and still not famous
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Jambo
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I kissed a girl and i liked it.
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IvIarkgraham
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
quote: Originally posted by Eddx14xe
Apparently im related to Mr Bean.
how can you be related to a fictional character?
Maybe he meant Sean Bean?
maybe you should STFU!
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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I'm actually a really good skater
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Eddx14xe
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Registered: 12th Jan 10
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
quote: Originally posted by Eddx14xe
Apparently im related to Mr Bean.
how can you be related to a fictional character?
Maybe he meant Sean Bean?
Rowan Atkinson.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Ok.
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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I was on record breakers on tv at school. Some guy come and remembered 100 names ages and dob. They asked him number 100 which was my mate I was 99 so clearly visible . We recorded it on VHS and it was recorded over by one of my parents who never took responsibility for doing so.
I once found alot of money in a loft and now get grief for been cs loft burglar .
I once slept in on holiday missing my flight back from Dominican and blagged 2 free tickets home.
I once shagged a sweedish lass over bar in a nightclub in aiya napa.
I once had my foot run over by a taxi driver in Portugal on piss busting my big toe open.
I once pushed a lad into a pool on holiday in early hours of morning but didn't realised it had a cover over it which swallowed him up. Thankfully he lived to tell tale and we all went back to our room and carried on drinking .
I once was knocking on my door when I lived at my parents , it was raining and I punched door and smashed one of panels , I never owned up but it's 1-1 for the recording over my VHS
[Edited on 01-11-2011 by baza31]
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Dave
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Registered: 26th Feb 01
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At some point in the future my kidneys will stop working and I'll need some new ones.
I did the oak panelling and put the door on Bryan Robsons downstairs toilet.
I had a night out with Sid Little.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote: Originally posted by baza31
I once found alot of money in a loft and now get grief for been cs loft burglar .
I think you've omitted some details from this one...
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GTM
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Registered: 24th Nov 08
Location: Kingswinford, West Midlands
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quote: Originally posted by mike56gte
my grandad owned the bus that was used in the original italian job film used it to transport his race car.
My Grandad helped design the tyres for the minis going down the steps
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sc0ott
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Ive had the exact same two non-rechargeable PHILIPS longlife batteries in my tv remote(s) which i got free with my old 15" PHILIPS TV 7 years ago. The expiry date on them is 2008.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by sc0ott
Ive had the exact same two non-rechargeable PHILIPS longlife batteries in my tv remote(s) which i got free with my old 15" PHILIPS TV 7 years ago. The expiry date on them is 2008.
best one yet imo
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