SetH
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I am with the Imbecile on this one.
I guess I do not know what it feels like to be a father.
I will not sit around worrying about it. If it happens it happens and I will not be pressured into it by friends and people on facebook doing it and posting 100 pics of their crotchfruit everday.
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adiohead
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Most are probably trapped into it by the woman pretending to be on birth control, tbph
Also, a lot of my old female school friends with children just moan about how annoying they are and how they can't go out and get pissed any more.
Then they boast about how amazing it is to get a night off when the grandparents are looking after them.
[Edited on 13-08-2012 by adiohead]
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I will not sit around worrying about it. If it happens it happens
Dont you worry about getting some fat heffer up the duff knowing you could potentially end up with a 16 stone teenage girl who will more than likely be bullied through school
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Originally posted by sc0ott
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Originally posted by SetH
I will not sit around worrying about it. If it happens it happens
Dont you worry about getting some fat heffer up the duff knowing you could potentially end up with a 16 stone teenage girl who will more than likely be bullied through school
I wasnt worried about this until you posted it, fuck that 
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Hammer
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Basically what we can take from this thread is Steve is genuinely worried he is getting on a bit now but is trying to convince himself it's ok.
It is OK Steve mate, when your child is 18 you'll be collecting your pension and he/she will get bullied through school for their dad being old and shit.
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SetH
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Originally posted by sc0ott
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I will not sit around worrying about it. If it happens it happens
Dont you worry about getting some fat heffer up the duff knowing you could potentially end up with a 16 stone teenage girl who will more than likely be bullied through school
Nope
1) ROIDZ = infertile*
2) Exercise and a healthy diet are part of my ethos and this will transcend into my children (hopefully)
*humour not true story, you need disclaimers for everything on here now 
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i reckon some people are only having kids as they think its what they have to do
Do you not worry about who's going to look after you at your mum's house in 40yrs time when your growing old?
Born > School > Girlfriend > Car > Job > Newer Car > House > Brand New Car > Newer House > Kids > New car every 3yrs > Work > Retire > Die
Thats most people master plan tbh, chuck in the odd holiday to somewhere most people you know have been to and done the same thing = Eat > Shop > Eat > Sunbathe > Look at something old and local.
I don't worry about anything really and feel quite content everyday when i really think about it.
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Originally posted by Hammer
Basically what we can take from this thread is Steve is genuinely worried he is getting on a bit now but is trying to convince himself it's ok.
It is OK Steve mate, when your child is 18 you'll be collecting your pension and he/she will get bullied through school for their dad being old and shit.
Yes thats exactly what we can take from this thread 
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SetH
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LOL Jim that pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
what are the alternatives though? that is pretty much life tbh 
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SetH
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Originally posted by Steve
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Originally posted by Hammer
Basically what we can take from this thread is Steve is genuinely worried he is getting on a bit now but is trying to convince himself it's ok.
It is OK Steve mate, when your child is 18 you'll be collecting your pension and he/she will get bullied through school for their dad being old and shit.
Yes thats exactly what we can take from this thread
Steve walks past bridge and does not feed the Troll from Karachi, Pakistan.
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Hammer
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LOL Jim that pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
what are the alternatives though? that is pretty much life tbh
Smoke weed, read stories on the internet and order take away sausage suppers every night and eat it yourself in your pants with Star Wars figures in glass display cabinets in your living room.
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SetH
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TBH that sounds better then Jims summary 
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don't understand these people [...] that get trapped into having a baby by bunnyboiler maneaters then pretending its suddenly what they wanted when they had no interest before.
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Love the way some people get so defensive when you question there position, evidence indeed of there own insecurities of the situation.
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infact i think the scare tactics are employed by parents who are a bit jealous that some of there friends dont have kids and arent having the stresses they are so make up these horror scenarios just so they have kids too and are all in the same boat
Starting to agree more and more with Steve106gti lately, the fuck is up with that?
At least to some extent the above describes pretty accurately how I feel.
I love being married and having some one to depend on and who depends on me, but like fuck am I going to rearrange my life around some cuntish little prick who's going to do nothing but take for the first 20 years of his or her life.
Sis has a 3 and a 1 year old son. Pretty certain they had the second one because it was pretty much the only progress they could make in their lives when they already had one.
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Just like everyone is different so is baby's. Ours is 5 months now wee boy called Nathan. He's been sick once shed tears twice and that's even with teeth. He's sleeping from 6.30pm till 5.30am fed and then that's him till 8.00am. Wehave been so lucky in every aspect so far he's so content and quiet we sometimes forget he's here. But we both were ready for kids after being together for 8 years and I'm very hands on dad love every aspect probs do more than 50% but that's because I want to
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I'm very hands on dad love every aspect probs do more than 50% but that's because I want to
The physical inadequacy of men (no milk) often leads to first time fathers carrying a heavier load in early child care. [/psychological fact]
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Originally posted by SetH
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Originally posted by sc0ott
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Originally posted by SetH
I will not sit around worrying about it. If it happens it happens
Dont you worry about getting some fat heffer up the duff knowing you could potentially end up with a 16 stone teenage girl who will more than likely be bullied through school
Nope
1) ROIDZ = infertile*
2) Exercise and a healthy diet are part of my ethos and this will transcend into my children (hopefully)
*humour not true story, you need disclaimers for everything on here now
50/50 chance daddies little girl wont be little for long.
Theres nothing worse than your 16 stone little girl being bullied because her heffer mummy has ankles as thick as daddies arms.
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Nathan is formula fed
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Colin
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Originally posted by Hammer
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LOL Jim that pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
what are the alternatives though? that is pretty much life tbh
Smoke weed, read stories on the internet and order take away sausage suppers every night and eat it yourself in your pants with Star Wars figures in glass display cabinets in your living room.
LOL I was hatching something witty as a response but you've pretty much covered it!!
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In response to some of the questions raised I'm 29 and have been ready for starting a family for about a year. I've been with my wife now 7 years and have been married for 2.5 years.
I think you obviously build yourself up for the occasion and then it's not what you expected. Also as ive said before babies at this age don't interest me as they don't do anything.
Listening to what everyone has said and beig able to see other peoples journies has helped
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by SetH
LOL Jim that pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
what are the alternatives though? that is pretty much life tbh
Smoke weed, read stories on the internet and order take away sausage suppers every night and eat it yourself in your pants with Star Wars figures in glass display cabinets in your living room.
Smoke weed is about the only accurate part there
-cba to read much on the internet, its just morons going about their clueless doings usually.
-I never buy takeways as they pretty gross and mum cooks dinner
-I never been into star wars, not watched them, prefer back to the future and ghostbusters.
-Am not allowed stuff in the living room, its more like lego models in my bedroom thanks
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In response to some of the questions raised I'm 29 and have been ready for starting a family for about a year. I've been with my wife now 7 years and have been married for 2.5 years.
I think you obviously build yourself up for the occasion and then it's not what you expected. Also as ive said before babies at this age don't interest me as they don't do anything.
Listening to what everyone has said and beig able to see other peoples journies has helped
i think you're basically of the same feeling as me, and i can imagine its how i would feel if i had one now, im not really a people/baby person though
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by SetH
LOL Jim that pretty much sums up 90% of the population.
what are the alternatives though? that is pretty much life tbh
Smoke weed, read stories on the internet and order take away sausage suppers every night and eat it yourself in your pants with Star Wars figures in glass display cabinets in your living room.
Smoke weed is about the only accurate part there
-cba to read much on the internet, its just morons going about their clueless doings usually.
-I never buy takeways as they pretty gross and mum cooks dinner
-I never been into star wars, not watched them, prefer back to the future and ghostbusters.
-Am not allowed stuff in the living room, its more like lego models in my bedroom thanks
You are a quarter of the way to being a hermit mate. When was your last real life girlfriend?
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Steve, not a people's person. Lol I don't believe it.
I want kids, not yet though.
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Originally posted by Balling
I love being married and having some one to depend on and who depends on me, but like fuck am I going to rearrange my life around some cuntish little prick who's going to do nothing but take for the first 20 years of his or her life.
Sis has a 3 and a 1 year old son. Pretty certain they had the second one because it was pretty much the only progress they could make in their lives when they already had one.
Some proper truthfacts going on here you are a man Balling.
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