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willay
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how much would you want to neck a cupful of it


A cup or a mug? if it was a cup we are talking alot of money here. Its not only turds, its mud, piss, spunk piss, toilet roll thats just rotting.
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20 years old mate, wouldn't go near a house that some dole scrounging ojc wannabe has painted.


are you feeling ok mate
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my uncle is in norfolk at the moment and his mobile phone works.
i get full 3g everywhere in norfolk, apart from my house
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yes mate, just visualising you necking cups of juicy fat turds.
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cat turds.
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No cat or dog turds, they get chucked into the compost heap I think.
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gianluigi has been putting cat turds in there
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Ben G is jealous because he has to pay 1000 a month to live in a house with no radiators and an angry Scottish woman where as I pay £150 a month and can buy it for a 3rd of its value in 5 years.

Ya fucking mug
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Getting personal in here
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One we found running about the office
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I couldn't live in a house knowing my shit and anything i flush down the toilet is sat out in the garden in a big plastic box.

Would be full of my pubes
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defo got pubes in there
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Its not the underground brick shit house in the garden that bothers me 3cm, its all the shallow graves of pets we've had over 20 years that keeps me up at night
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quote:
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Ben G is jealous because he has to pay 1000 a month to live in a house with no radiators and an angry Scottish woman where as I pay £150 a month and can buy it for a 3rd of its value in 5 years.

Ya fucking mug


i have 6 radiators mate.

i need some painting done, when can you come over? bring sarah a aswell. leave the fucking kids at home though.
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and unfortunately i can't get a council house because i work for a living
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CS meet at ben g's
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its the graveyard down road that worries me. easily within casual stroll distance for a zombie
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casual zombie
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I'm a close friend of Incy Wincy so don't really get many spiders in my house as they have respect for me.

Incy told them not to bother me basically.
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how lean are you right now
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quote:
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how lean are you right now


Not as lean as Incy, we both all over the web right now
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When are you going to come down from Dunmow with your pellet gun and shoot rabits with me
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Just a wolf spider.

I got some close up pics of one a while back...




[Edited on 14-08-2012 by BluKoo]
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BluKoo, girl I'm sitting beside said to call you a fucking wanker bastard cunt for putting that spider pic up.

What camera/lens did you use to get that pic?
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When are you going to come down from Dunmow with your pellet gun and shoot rabits with me


This weekend if we can shoot stuff, I have 3 guns now.

Cannot wait mate. Do you grow crops? Have fields etc?

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