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Russ
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wot fucking shit am yow spoutin Robin
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Think it's a speech therapist you need and not a teacher.



Most likely.
BluKoo
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I hate the advert for that new program "1001 things you should know."

The presenter say something like, "Well done, you are are new champion" instead of "are our new champion".

That really fucking bugs me!
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Originally posted by alan-g-w
I used to say sckhnoopy instead of snoopy. Few days off school over a period of weeks to a speech therapist cured it

Serious question - not being a knob - wasn't that a right mission for a word you can probably count on one hand the number of times you've said since?

Or was it any word starting with 'sn' and kids being the total bastards that they are, would continually get you to say things that would demonstrate your speech impediment so they could take the piss?

My younger brother couldn't say eyebrows for some reason when he was little - he would say "owbrys" and be convinced he'd said it correctly.

[Edited on 30-04-2013 by evilrob]
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this post makes me sad to be alive
BeetleGav
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House coat. Clothes horse.
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Originally posted by BeetleGav
House coat. Clothes horse.


What's your problem with a clothes horse?
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It's a maiden lol
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It's a maiden lol


What? I've never heard that before! Is that like Iron Maiden?
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Originally posted by evilrob
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Whoever taught you was a mong.

*whomever


Reason for whomever over whoever?
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quote:
Originally posted by evilrob
quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
I used to say sckhnoopy instead of snoopy. Few days off school over a period of weeks to a speech therapist cured it

Serious question - not being a knob - wasn't that a right mission for a word you can probably count on one hand the number of times you've said since?

Or was it any word starting with 'sn' and kids being the total bastards that they are, would continually get you to say things that would demonstrate your speech impediment so they could take the piss?

My younger brother couldn't say eyebrows for some reason when he was little - he would say "owbrys" and be convinced he'd said it correctly.

[Edited on 30-04-2013 by evilrob]


Lol I know what you mean but it was any word beginning with 's', it's hard to type out but it's like the sound you make when you blow with the tip of your tongue against the back of your teeth. I actually used snoopy because the little bit I do remember from it was a little peanuts video and being asked who the little white dog was at the end of each session, with me getting better each time
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Originally posted by BeetleGav
It's a maiden lol


It's defo a maiden :lol I have never in my life heard of a clothes horse
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I guess it's just a Scottish thing.
I've never heard of a maiden
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Clase horse. Never heard of a maiden in my life.
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Clothes horse in Yorkshire too. The home of correct English language.
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Clothes horse all the way down here. Fucking maiden?
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wot fucking shit am yow spoutin Robin


Having worked in Coventry and had lots of customers from further west, I can tolerate that!

[Edited on 01-05-2013 by Robin]
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That's proper England that is
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Clothes horse in Yorkshire too. The home of proper English language.


efa
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ive heard clothes horse, maiden, and airer
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Fecking clothes horse though. Wtf do you do, feed it hay?
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http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/maiden
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Ok what, clothes horse and maiden? I'm lost now.
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Originally posted by Gary
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Clothes horse in Yorkshire too. The home of proper English language.


efa


Correct me on the internet again and i will get stabby.
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Gary
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Clothes horse in Yorkshire too. The home of proper English language.


efa


Correct me on the internet again and i will get stabby.


I would have said you were correct in the first place Jonny.

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