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Dan
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30th May 13 at 15:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by taylorboosh
Only my second time... Mrs can fish the fuckers out



Relying on someone else to do a simple task again?



[Edited on 30-05-2013 by Dan]


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taylorboosh
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30th May 13 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lol yea... Its below me mate
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Yo are one lazy bast.

On another note. My boy had same bath seat. He got proper stuck in it once, put both legs in one side and it was a nightmare.

Parenthood is something I was absolutely dreading and managed to put off for a few years. Wish I could turn back time now and have agreed straight away. Never realised how much fun an laughter even a 2 year old can create.


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taylorboosh
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She keeps holding her legs straight so you cant get her in...

Ohhh contemplating paying the next SO now Kerry mails lol
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i honestly don't think i could pick up baby shit either tbh.
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Fucking hate shit or sick. Woman's work. Unfortunately the Mrs disagrees so no kids for the time being.
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Shity nappies used to make me heave but I'm fine with it now, doesn't bother me.

Wee one was sick in the mrs mouth once when she was holding her above her
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My godson threw up on me once. I've sworn that I'll return the favour when he's older.
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and people wonder why i don't want kids.

can't sit down in a restaurant with the fucker without it crying and causing a massive scene, pissing other people off.

can't bath it because it's arsehole will prolapse.

can't cuddle it because it'll throw up on you.

can't go out without making plans.

great life.


what he said. ive absolutely no desire to have kids, if anything id prefer not to. its an effort to do something as simple as going to the pub if youve got kids, and all they do is cost you money. fuck that
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They do cost a fair bit tbh but its worth it
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Some strange people on here. Its natural to want child you. Wait till your 50+ and and your mum and dad have died and you got nobody. Sounds great.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
and people wonder why i don't want kids.

can't sit down in a restaurant with the fucker without it crying and causing a massive scene, pissing other people off.

can't bath it because it's arsehole will prolapse.

can't cuddle it because it'll throw up on you.

can't go out without making plans.

great life.


what he said. ive absolutely no desire to have kids, if anything id prefer not to. its an effort to do something as simple as going to the pub if youve got kids, and all they do is cost you money. fuck that


The other side of that argument is; that you'd actually want to spend the time with your child. There is no middle ground with this, you either want kids or you don't. So the answers will be black and white
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Some strange people on here. Its natural to want child you. Wait till your 50+ and and your mum and dad have died and you got nobody. Sounds great.


my parents are 50+ and im an only child, theyve got plenty of people around them and im not one of them.
my girlfriend and i are both focussing on our careers for a long time yet.

its all personal, and im probably in the minority.
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31st May 13 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

See John if you'd just kept your cock in your pants, maybe you could've afforded an FQ340 and some proper Rota's

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31st May 13 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol you badger..

Not that fussed on paying £4k more for half leather then £500 more for some dish....

Will wait for some advans then shift the rotas on..

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