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Jason x

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11th Jul 15 at 23:06

please don't

I myself have seen smears on the top of the seat before though.

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12th Jul 15 at 01:14

Who on here did a bit of an essay on his 'perfect poo'? Might be related to the fella who took a photo of his 'biggest load' as well :/

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 11:24

quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
please don't

I myself have seen smears on the top of the seat before though.

I can't find it anyway, must have deleted it. It was pretty shocking

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 14:00

Lol i once made a thread about whether people get their balls out when they have a stand up piss

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 14:02

Yeah that was fucking weird mate. Must be a northern thing.

I bet you also stand right next to someone at the urinals also. Can't be brushing arms with another guy whilst we're both holding our cocks.

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 14:07

Yes i do stand next to people

Jason x

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12th Jul 15 at 14:08

As long you don't hold hands it's fine

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 14:13

You have gay tendencies imo.

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 14:14

Or just no confidence issues

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 14:20

Definitely gay tendencies.

It's nothing to do with confidence. I just don't enjoy pissing next to another dude, aswell as the possibly of getting his splashback on me.

All a bit weird really.

IvIarkgraham

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12th Jul 15 at 14:34

its an etiquette thing

never stand next to someone unless you have to

IvIarkgraham

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12th Jul 15 at 14:36

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 18:15

Obv scared incase another man sees your willy

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 18:28

Of course. He may be homosexual.

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 19:35

So? Doesnt mean he will want to suck you off you know lol

IvIarkgraham

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12th Jul 15 at 19:36

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Obv scared incase another man sees your willy

not in the slightest its just not the done thing. if i was in a toilet and someone came in and stood right next to me when there is empty urinals i'd be pretty certain im going to be willy watched

bet you go in and strike up a convo too which is potentially worse than standing next to someone

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 20:31

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
So? Doesnt mean he will want to suck you off you know lol

If he's checking out my knob then he probably does tbh.

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 20:43

I thought you were a football fan? Wtf do you do t the match ?

IvIarkgraham

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12th Jul 15 at 20:49

if I have to go during the game then I have no choice.

but in a situation where it allows you stand as far from the next person as possible

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 21:07

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
I thought you were a football fan? Wtf do you do t the match ?

I can hold my piss for 90 minutes as i'm not 95 years old.

taylorboosh

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12th Jul 15 at 21:09

Clearly dont drink at the match then...

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 21:13

Yeah i don't need to drink to enjoy something.

IvIarkgraham

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12th Jul 15 at 21:50

I usually have to go because I travel over 3 hours.
Ben just has to get up out his arm chair

Generation

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12th Jul 15 at 22:00

I like the blokes that feel really awkward in the above situation. They walk around snorting or coughing really loud, as if is shows their dominance.

Ben G

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12th Jul 15 at 23:48

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
I usually have to go because I travel over 3 hours.
Ben just has to get up out his arm chair

I've actually watched 3 matches at Wembley. Far bigger and better than anything you scouse twats could manage.

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