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Author It makes me sick to see southern pikeys like these
dj_mikey_k
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Cockneys

Cockneys, the natives of East London, are famous for two things; their rhyming slang4, and for the TV soap-opera Eastenders.

Essex

Public opinion has not been kind to the inhabitants of Essex. The main evidence of this is the Essex Girl Joke. These are very popular in England, and generally suggest that women from Essex are of a somewhat loose moral standing. Other jokes hint at them not being particularly intelligent, and are generally the same jokes that are told across the world, but with "Essex Girl" subsituted for "Blonde"
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Oliver i can't see the fluffy dice in ure car mate
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im suppised u know what a car looks like never mind fluffy dice - there all burnt out wreaks in scouce land arent they
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Northern Scum

Normally a pikey looking idiot with a moustache and a shell suite, can normally be found wandering the streets of his native Liverpool, Hull, Rotherham, Sheffield, Bradford etc etc etc, in his shell suit and his "bling bling" looking for loose change in peoples gardens, along with anything else that is'nt bolted down to the ground.

The northern scums social surroundings normally include a 84 story high rise flat in Toxton or Moss Side for which 95% of these flats are derelict, the other 5% are populated by single mothers of the age of 13 with no more than a 'broken' washing machine and a black and white television set that her 18 year old pikey Adidas clad boyfriend stole from the flat next door.

A friday night for the northern scum normally includes a few pints of the norths finest ale "White lightening" which he brought with his DSS money that he recieved that day. After the white lightening has been consumed the northern scum can normally be found strolling the streets looking for a "supped up" Sierra GL which has always been his "dream car". Once the pikey northern cunt has found the car of his dreams he normally proceeds to steal it with his trust friend "the screwdriver".
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a supped up sierra gl lmao

olli u crack me up
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ollie u have u2u ffs
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Yes, Pikey Mikey has sweaty armpits.
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PMSL @ those first pics,

sorry im a bit late.

but who is the fashion disaster in the middle pic?

PLEASE tell me you didnt go out in public in your pringlesqe jumper and matching (YEAH RIGHT, if your blind) camofalge jacket???


PMSL!!!!!

ooooooooo look at picture number 3, hes armed and dangerous, and just about to hack a peugeot to bits........good lad!!!! lol
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Pikey Mikey's - Bio: DRIVES SILVER CORSA Sxi/WHITE NOVA WITH A BOLT ON BOOT?

Bolt on boot? WTF?
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quote:
Originally posted by Lancy
PMSL @ those first pics,

sorry im a bit late.

but who is the fashion disaster in the middle pic?

PLEASE tell me you didnt go out in public in your pringlesqe jumper and matching (YEAH RIGHT, if your blind) camofalge jacket???


PMSL!!!!!

ooooooooo look at picture number 3, hes armed and dangerous, and just about to hack a peugeot to bits........good lad!!!! lol



No, I did not wear that camo jacket out, I am not northern. I go out with matching clothes, not a pair of trousers from Asda and a Rockport jumper with a nice pair of Reebok classics
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no doubt the Rockport was from Scouse Sunday Market.
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cam jacket r mint anyway - i got a desert camo 1 - u every heard of fasion or mabe not rockport - how original
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Yes, camo jackets are fashionable. I know mine is'nt but thats because its from a army surplus store and was used for paintballing.

But this is not the point.
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i bought one from Burtons a few weeks back, and i am a styleish kiddy.
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Northern fashion = Market fashion
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they are running out of gags, they keep bringing the same thing up over and over again
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Big ears
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Sweaty armpits.
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Look at the poor dental care of the bloke on the right, that is an absolute outrage.
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^^ Big nose ^^
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does the one on the left spit when he talks
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YOUR FUCKING WINDING ME UP NOW

THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND BOYFRIEND WHICH YOUR TAKING THE PISS OUT OF.
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someone is getting radged
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the one on the rights looks as if he is wearing false teeth. his gums are massiv

[Edited on 29-08-2003 by troubled_corsa]

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