OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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j - ha ha i told you to use lub but you just said rearend me big boy
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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we were in sainsburys the other day and most of their staff are gay... there was one infront of us on the till buying KY Jelly...he goes "thats not for me btw" to the woman on the till... me and my sis were pissing ourselves!!!
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr i hope you slapped him!
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Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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Jason
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Registered: 5th Aug 03
Location: Northern Ireland
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beach while ppl were diffing...
down in our local cruise spot (its a port where ppl cruise up and down the prom) i was... ah using my left hand pretty well
ummm after a concert while waiting on the bus man2 come and open it... inside the bus 2..
umm loads more cant think right now
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Yes I was very embarresed Shelleh
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
j - ha ha i told you to use lub but you just said rearend me big boy
Yesh but it was fun for the 5 seconds you lasted 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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buying jonnies and stuff dont bother me
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
buying jonnies and stuff dont bother me
Doesn't bother me either 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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i bought 3 packs of different ones, the family pack 12 in a box jobbies
woman was like
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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She must have been jelous
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
j - ha ha i told you to use lub but you just said rearend me big boy
Yesh but it was fun for the 5 seconds you lasted
well you were so tight what could i say except relax!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
She must have been jelous
so she should be
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Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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What are jonnies? 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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condoms luv
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Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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What are condoms?
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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hahaha
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Cole
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: eastbourne Drives:zafira sold now a qashqai
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quote:
Originally posted by Mav 3000
How doy ou have sex on the dodgems? The only sparks I've seen flying come from the conductor on the roof!
Didn't everyone else bump you?
it was shut i worked on them so had the keys to it lol
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Keeley
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Registered: 30th Aug 02
Location: West Midlands
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Shower
Swimming Pool & Jacuzzi
Sink
Kitchen Table & Work surface
Settee
Over a bridge
Woods
Boyfriend parents bed
My Bed
Boyfriend Bed
Park Slide
in the Sand dunes
on beach
in a shed
Boyfriends lounge floor
Car (inside front back and also on bonnet)
Cant think of anywhere else really
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Mav 3000
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Registered: 16th Aug 01
Location: Leicestershire
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quote:
Originally posted by Miss CorsaSri
Sink
I don't think I'd fit in a sink, let alone have sex with someone else in one too!
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Keeley
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Registered: 30th Aug 02
Location: West Midlands
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i sat in the sink he stood up
its different i can tell u that
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leni
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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Queens Gardens very smaler scale of Hyde Park)
Works Toilets
Works Fridge (on top of)
Car bonet in a field
Over a sink (marv's sink)
on patio table
Marv's bed
stairs
jacuzzi 
whilst talking to my ex on the fone
Pub Garden
Lay by
Robs parents bed
Robs parents cars passenger seat
Leo's bed
sofa
bed
attempted shower, never worked 
Old boss's flat
On a beach
Over a fence at Trax
Kitchen table/work surfaces
Giving blow jobs in various places
etc etc etc
[Edited on 17-09-2003 by leni]
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Blade_sri
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Registered: 23rd Apr 03
Location: Pop
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ladies toilet cubicle
beach
golf course (got the right hole)
car
front room while her mam and dad were making tea
blow job while driving, off my ex
shower and bath
thats all i can think of!
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G4RY_JM
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Registered: 22nd Oct 02
Location: Kent. Rimstyle Autodesign Limited
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cliffs of cornwall
margate beach in the day
car
jacuzzi
swimming pool changing rooms
up against wall outside amadeus night club
train
park
lounge floor
shower
up against my car
on top of a monopoly board completely fuked up the hotels and houses, lucky i didnt get one up my arse!
think thats in and then the usual....
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I aint even replied properely, I got hundreds of beds hotels mates and all in my house etc etc
Done it on the toilet, shower, bath, couch against wall outside bro's bedroom etc etc 
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