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Shane
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15th Nov 04 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a Ti bride bought of the tinternet with pugnuts creditcard
CorsaLad16v
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which was stolen earlier from...
Jordinho Careca
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Texas where he was planting a sadbastard plant...
CorsaLad16v
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sundenly a great big fire swept across texas, killing the sadbastard plant, making them extinct, then out of nowhere popped..
Martin
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...a chav running round the fire with a wheel barrow full of...
Thoday
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Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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shit, very reminescent of pug nut... who...
ScottyBrum
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put the sh*t in lots of pies and ate them all for Dinner, after eating lots of sh*te pies Pug nut felt..........
Martin
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...horny, so then pug nut decided to..
Winston2nd
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post another thread that noone cares about and everyone on CS...
ScottyBrum
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chased him up and down the streets of Britain all armed with rubber dongs to beat him with until he.............
Winston2nd
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changed his username to......
Thoday
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drew his bestest friend on cs so they could ...
dan.payne
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suck on bee sting ariels from every1's corsa off cs and...
Thoday
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then stick them up dan paynes arse to punish him for his absurd randomness (linking shit pies, gay cs members then adding bee sting ariels) thus they wud then be sexually satisified before...
Mattb
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until they discover mencap porn
ScottyBrum
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after discovering this obscure porn they decide that this is not for them and off the cinema they go to watch Bridget Jones and get all smoochy on the back row which leads to..............
Nath
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them being arrested for...............
Matt H
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dogging
Matt H
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but the coppers let them off because.........
ScottyBrum
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the copper turns out to be Stan collymore in his new job and takes a sympathetic approach to the situation as long as the lads......................
Matt H
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go back with him to join his 2 best copper mates whilst they "rape" a woman in her own house. later on in court.........
ScottyBrum
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the judge asks why pug nut has a brown nose for and pug nuts reply is.............
Matt H
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a big mac meal please he isn'y too bright because he is from liverpool. as is.........
ScottyBrum
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Michael Owen who realised he couldnt live in Liverpool any longer as his Maxed out Corsa kept getting targetted so he upped and done 1 to Madrid where he met up with............
Matt H
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daniel j. he is still on the run from when he burnt out his corsa. some people were even saying that.....

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