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Greg_M
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25th Aug 06 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On the 7th day god created the Vtec.
TomWilly
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25th Aug 06 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Greg_M
On the 7th day god created the Vtec.


Amen to that
Greg_M
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quote:
Originally posted by TomWilly
quote:
Originally posted by Greg_M
On the 7th day god created the Vtec.


Amen to that



but then realised that the idea would never take of and invented sunday instead
Adam_B
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25th Aug 06 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
God did not create vtec, vtec was the begining of everything ever. vtec created god.
John
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25th Aug 06 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Scientists thought the universe was contracting, then the 1st ever ctr hit vtec.
SetH
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Civic Type aRse
3CorsaMeal
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CreaToR of the universe
Matt H
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25th Aug 06 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
CTR don't have seat belts, they just have an emergency V-tec system that kicks in in the event of a crash to glue you to the back of the seat
SetH
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LOL
Jambo
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25th Aug 06 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
My car is quicker than any car you can think of, including a Veyron.


Dan you cant join in im afraid, as yours is a proper type R. Not a marketing slogan slapped on a breadvan to make it appealing to chavs
Cybermonkey
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25th Aug 06 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Apparently, when The Stig drives the CTR, his blood turns to mercury, and all trees within the vicinity vaporise into pink elephants
Robin
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26th Aug 06 at 00:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats just silly.

everyone knows thats impossible.
















































its flying pigs
SVM 286
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26th Aug 06 at 02:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've driven one.

It was rattly and tinny and cheap and noisy and fairly slow and didn't handle particularly well.

It sounded nice in 2nd gear when thrashed though.

Scotty C
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26th Aug 06 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would love to hear what CTR drivers say about Corsa's

[Edited on 26-08-2006 by Monster]
Jamie Walby
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Corsas are perfect in every way.
andy1868
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word on the street is that the flux capacitor in BTTF DeLoreon isn't a flux capacitor at all, its a vtec. the film-makers couldn't say it was a vtec because the rush of people going out and buying hondas would cause the earth to implode according to the Doc


ps sorry its already been said that they couldn't use the CTR in BTTF IIII

[Edited on 26-08-2006 by andy1868]
Claire
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26th Aug 06 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i reckon vtec feels like spinning your arm round really fast, half of you is enjoying it, the other half is worried it will fall off

scriv
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26th Aug 06 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
I would love to hear what CTR drivers say about Corsa's

[Edited on 26-08-2006 by Monster]



well i own both not had the ctr long but its a nice car goes fairly well and in my opinion built good

i still enjoy driving my corsa as it turns more heads

but why does everyone take the piss out of ctr,s have i missed something
Cybermonkey
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26th Aug 06 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i suspect you may start talking to yourself scriv, telling yourself how l33t the CTR is and how it will whoop your Corsa, or anything else on the road for that matter.
scriv
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27th Aug 06 at 08:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
na the corsa will always b quicker just brought the ctr for general use didnt expect it to b the quickest thing on the road
or is that what most owners of them say lol
Cybermonkey
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27th Aug 06 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes it is scriv apparently the CTR owners club are building a CTR rocketship to fly to Pluto to see if it really is a planet! i heard they are gonna use VTEC to get there
Steve
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27th Aug 06 at 10:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
vtec will be used to clear the atmosphere at 60,000 feet
Cybermonkey
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i heard VTEC will also eject its bio-ethanol fuel mix once the stratosphere has been reached but wouldnt this get in the way of the massive rear wing and baseball cap sticking from the window?
gavin18787
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27th Aug 06 at 11:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL at this thread

I still find them mildly apealing though must me something wrong with me

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Cybermonkey
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yes you are from ESSEX

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