skell
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Registered: 18th Sep 05
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a rushin' a rushin around.
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Nic Barnes
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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tell me what ya gone to but there aint no where to run when judgement comes for you
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skell
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Registered: 18th Sep 05
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 lets end it here and all start slagging me off again 
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BabyBlade
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Registered: 5th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Rides: Ninja 600
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quote:
Originally posted by skell
infact at college i refuse to buy a pass for a tenner and just sneak in behind other people when the barriers are up.
today in the morning i followed one cunt in who stopped halfway through to have a go (he is the most boring twat ever).
then after dinner i had to wait for someone to leave the exit, and swiftly go in through that barrier 
this is on camera  will i get told off 
Oh dear 
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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wish i could speak like a gangsta
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
wish i could speak like a gangsta
Player, give me some brew an I might just chill,
but I'm the type that like to light another joint
Like Cypress Hill
I'm steal doobies spit loogies when I puff on it,
I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enuff on it
go get the S-t. I-d-e-s
never the less, I'm hella Fresh,
rollin joints like a cigarrette
so pass it cross the table like Ping Pong,
I'm gone, beatin my chest like King Kong,
it's on, wrap my lips around a 40,
and when it comes to get another stogie,
fools all kick in like Shinobi
no, you ain't my homie to begin with,
it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
five dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
an if you let em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
I come to school with a taylor on my earlobe
avoidin all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
I be blowin up the land like where tha bomb at?
give me two bucks,
you take a puff, and pass my bomb back
suck up the dank like a slurpy the serious bomb
will make a nigge go delirous like Eddie Murphy
I got more growin pains than Maggie
cos homies nag me,
to take the dank out of the baggie
1-I got five on it,
grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got five on it,
messin wit that Indo weed
I got five on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got five on it,
potna lets go half on a sack
I take sacks to the face,
whenever I can,
don't need no cruch
I'm so keyed up,
till the joint be burnin my hand
next time I roll it in a hampa (slang for hav-a-tampa cigars)
to burn slo,
so the ashes won't be burnin up my hand, bra
hoochies can hit,
but they know they got to pitch in,
then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension
cos I'll be damned if you get high off me for free
hell no, you betta bring your own spliff, chief
wassup, don't make me sip that,
better pass the JOINT!
stop hittin cos you know ya got Asthma
crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzel it,
cos I know the weed in my system is gettin lonley
I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O
I know how I failed cos I done smoked major weed bro,
an everytime we with Chris that fool rollin up a fattie,
but the Tanqueray straight had me
(2)hey, make this right man,
stop at the light man,
my yester night thang got me hung off the night train
you fade, i face
so let's head to da east
hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big, hot sheets
I wish I could fade the ache
but I'm no budget,
still rollin a 2 door cutglass, same 'ole bucket
foggy windows, soggy Indo,
I'm in tha land gettin smoked wit my kinfolk
(1)been smoked,
yuk'll, the sprayer lay it down,(yuk stands for yukmouth)
up in the OAK the Town
homies don't play around,
we down to blaze a pound
then eaz up,
speed up through the ESO drink the V.S.O.P.
P up with the lemon squeeze up
and everybody's rolled up, I'm da rolla
that's quick to fold a blunt out of a buncha sticky dosia
hold up, suck up my weed as all you do
kick in feed, cause where I be's we need tab like a foo-foo
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skell
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Registered: 18th Sep 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
wish i could speak like a gangsta
have you smoked something?
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by skell
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
wish i could speak like a gangsta
have you smoked something?
the term is blazed the chornic
youth of today, jesus
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nova_gteuk
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: South Wales Drives: The Bandwagon
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Loving all the banter
Maybe this will teach u and make u learn from your mistakes.doubt it myself,chavs never learn.
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skell
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Registered: 18th Sep 05
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teach who is this all directed at me now
Can i promise i'm not a chav i'm 'normal' 
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SAL
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Registered: 19th Dec 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Rad666
i aint a chav far from it a dont listen to mcin crap and where trackies with a cap on the back of my head its because of msn
you takin this piss outa me boy?
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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quote:
Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Loving all the banter
Maybe this will teach u and make u learn from your mistakes.doubt it myself,chavs never learn.
they are always in denial, ie not willing to accept they are a chav
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Krammy
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Registered: 23rd Feb 05
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I'd ban people like you that post stuff like this as it's suppose to be funny/cool.
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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i havent read all of it,
unlucky for getting it taken off you
i have destroyed many a car in various manners, who hasn't.
albeit its addictive as the last one was the sierra of doom and died going over a ramp=mud hill embankment at 30mph
dukes of hazzard style
twice
ah well
kill list i spose
panda - blew the box
metro - headgasket and flattened the underside
bmw - main oil seal and dented a sill
cav blew its engine to fuck, piston on the outside
audi- cracked the engine
tipo- died in a field
mondeo- blew the box the mounts and the clutch
there may be more, ivwe had a fair few cars
all the stuff ive done is on either a deserted wasteland, closed carpark, or private land and ive only ever endangered myself, and maybee my mate and bro
[Edited on 30-11-2006 by Adam-D]
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csweatherston
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Location: Devon
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i 'drifted' my old corsa into a house
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shane2corsa
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the only place you should have 'fun' in a car is on a track IMO.
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Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by shane2corsa
the only place you should have 'fun' in a car is on a track IMO.
wouldn't like to try sneaking a quick shag with the missus on a track to be honest.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by shane2corsa
the only place you should have 'fun' in a car is on a track IMO.
wouldn't like to try sneaking a quick shag with the missus on a track to be honest.
Bangher racing.
[Edited on 30-11-2006 by Eckmcmann]
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Wrighty
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Registered: 28th Feb 04
Location: Howden
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lmfao @ this thread
kerazy
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willay
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best thread for ages
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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anyone that says they didn't prick about in car parks in their first year of driving is a communist.
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BabyBlade
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Registered: 5th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Rides: Ninja 600
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I used to handbrake turn everywhere, college car park, country lanes, on top of the multi storage car park
Ban me now
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BabyBlade
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Registered: 5th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Rides: Ninja 600
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I'd sometimes stop in the road and then see how fast I could get to 60
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BabyBlade
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...and sometimes when It was icy we used to brake and slide down the road abit
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Cupra Steve
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i used to do this in my astra, let off oversteer in them is great fun, they're like a boat!!!! You grow out of it when you get a nice car that you care about, the guy was having a bit of harmless fun, got caught and has to face the consequencies. as for skell??? Wot can i say bruuvvvvaaaaaa???
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