Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by Eckmcmann
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg
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Eck
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Robin, leave.
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Marc
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quote: Originally posted by andy1868
to make it blindingly obvious to idiots
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nova_gteuk
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You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Robin, leave.
edited
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Eck
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Whit?
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by nova_gteuk
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
You say "Robin, don't quit sleeping in the day, as you need to sleep and rest up to post on corsasport through the night"
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Whit?
Hello
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andy1868
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the egg did eck, think of the chicken slowly evolving, with each egg becoming more and more like the chickens we have today, at a certain point an egg was laid that is the same as the chickens today, but its mother was different, so the egg came first. my theory anyway.
no, it probably doesn't make sense to anyone else
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by Whittie
quote: Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Whit?
Hello
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nova_gteuk
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Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by Eckmcmann
quote: Originally posted by Whittie
quote: Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Whit?
Hello
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Because people need jobs, and health and saftey is an easy job, that pisses people & business off.
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andy1868
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this all goes back to the idiot scenario nova_gteuk
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nova_gteuk
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Why is a square meal served on round plates?
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andy1868
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they aren't. at the beaufort hotel in burscough, lancashire, food is sometimes served on square plates
[Edited on 28-10-2007 by andy1868]
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nova_gteuk
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ok.....Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by nova_gteuk
ok.....Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
To show their fake six packs
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andy1868
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because they can, most people long to wear it but fear of getting laughed at, whereas superheroes are badass and would kick your face in if you took the piss
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nova_gteuk
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last one off to make a cuppa then watch top gear 
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
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loubielou
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and packages look bigger
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by nova_gteuk
ok.....Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Aerodynamics.
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Marc
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quote: Originally posted by loubielou
and packages look bigger
Packages
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andy1868
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vanilla ice cream isn't white, its cream 
and its because its a diluted version of vanilla extract
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by nova_gteuk
last one off to make a cuppa then watch top gear 
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Vanilla extract is diluted in the icecream, so the colour is less intense.
Either that or ice cream is full of bleach.
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