willay
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 jodi, how about "fuckwit"
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Kathryn W
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Think i've used the term "your a dick" once or twice
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Jodi_the_g
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Originally posted by willay
jodi, how about "fuckwit"
Perfect sums it up all in one word what more can you say.
"But I love you, why you doing this to me"
"Your a fuckwit"
Job done.
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willay
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bitches
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Jodi_the_g
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You just don't put out enough.
Your sister was tighter.
I was drunk for the first six months of our relationship.
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willay
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Jodi
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Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
You just don't put out enough.
Your sister was tighter.
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Jodi_the_g
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Well it was great while it lasted, thanks here is a fiver that should cover services rendered.
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Conway563
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I was drunk for the first six months of our relationship.
Girl I know told me a couple of weeks ago that she'd never seen her boyfriend when he wasn't drunk
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Jodi_the_g
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Its not you it me, I realised you are a monster.
I am to worried about being done for bestiality now I woke up next to you.
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Jodi_the_g
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I was drunk for the first six months of our relationship.
Girl I know told me a couple of weeks ago that she'd never seen her boyfriend when he wasn't drunk
Its a good way to think you are dating a fittie I guess. though the mornings must be painful unless you leave before you are sobber.
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LiL_AnGeL
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ermmm...
I stop answerin the phone,replyin to txt's etc.
(only thing doing that is when ur with someone and there busy and they dont reply u seems to think there doing it to u so u think im gettin dumped PmsL)
Erm last one i used was about 2years ago after my leg op started seein some guy and didn wanna be with him so i told him i didn wanna be with someone while i was disabled !! lol
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Shane
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whe i was younger i found out my g/f was cheating on me, she sent me a letter saying how much she was sorry and loved me, so i knocked on her door, walked to the end of the drive waited till she opened the door, i burnt the letter and walked away and that was the end of that
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Jodi_the_g
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Originally posted by Shane
whe i was younger i found out my g/f was cheating on me, she sent me a letter saying how much she was sorry and loved me, so i knocked on her door, walked to the end of the drive waited till she opened the door, i burnt the letter and walked away and that was the end of that
Should of painted cheating whore lives here on her door first though.
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Robbo
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Originally posted by willay
We need some female perspective on this I think, I want to know if they would rather a nice excuse which makes us look like the troubled one, or would they actually want to know that they are fucking immature borring poor excuses of human beings who think they deserve everything?
Tbh anyone worth their salt would just want the truth, and similarly anyone worth their salt should just give the truth, not so lame-o excuse 
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Originally posted by willay
We need some female perspective on this I think, I want to know if they would rather a nice excuse which makes us look like the troubled one, or would they actually want to know that they are fucking immature borring poor excuses of human beings who think they deserve everything?
Tbh anyone worth their salt would just want the truth, and similarly anyone worth their salt should just give the truth, not so lame-o excuse
Yes but sometimes you don't want to hear I have found someone else. A little white lie never hurt anyone.
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Robbo
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It will when they later find out you were seeing somebody else
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nik
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I'm fed up of corn on the cob. Clean your arse or your dumped.
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Jodi_the_g
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True but sometimes the truth is not the nicest. Sugar coating it is the nicest thing to do in some circumstances.
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Robbo
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Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
True but sometimes the truth is not the nicest. Sugar coating it is the nicest thing to do in some circumstances.
Mayhap, but the truth ALWAYS comes out eventually :S
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nik
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How about 'I Shagged your Mum'
I would have loved to use this one but I just couldn't bring myself to be that harsh
Comically, I knew a guy from Beckenham who was shagging a lass, but shagged her mum too. Daughter found out, dumped the lad, stopped speaking to her mum, dad found out, family split up etc..
Terry simply went off and got another bird.
We were only 15 at the time though. Proper boy that lad, made for many interesting tales on the rugby coach to other games... A true hero
I went out with a girl when I was 17, and my mate was doing her Mum  
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willay
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Originally posted by Robbo
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Originally posted by willay
We need some female perspective on this I think, I want to know if they would rather a nice excuse which makes us look like the troubled one, or would they actually want to know that they are fucking immature borring poor excuses of human beings who think they deserve everything?
Tbh anyone worth their salt would just want the truth, and similarly anyone worth their salt should just give the truth, not so lame-o excuse
Robbo wwelcome to reality.
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Jodi_the_g
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Originally posted by Robbo
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Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
True but sometimes the truth is not the nicest. Sugar coating it is the nicest thing to do in some circumstances.
Mayhap, but the truth ALWAYS comes out eventually :S
Yes but no need to tell someone you find them boring and their every word makes you want to break their jaw so they no longer open it., just a simple I no longer am in love with you or something like that would be better
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Robbo
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Ah, well thats jus bending the truth rather than lieing, thats not so bad!
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bigdan
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my brother was telling me
he shagged this heffer as in she was on top and his legs went numb so he had to get her off she was that big hes about 7 stone aswell, well he shagged her and woke up in the morning rolld over to see a right mutter and then realised he was naked, he then tried to find his boxers with out her noticing and not waking up so he gets ready she wakes up he says hes left the keys in his front door goes to do a legger and the doors are locked and he cant get out, she gives all the blady about numbers and he gives every excuse why he cant see her again, he then climbs out the window and shouts its cause your a fat cow and your arse has a seperate post code.
he now never goes to matalan were she works
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