Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
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Originally posted by Russ
so your famiy can afford an x5 but you cant afford a new t-shirt? timbabollox if you ask me.
Its a t-shirt i have for sleeping in you knob. I bet at least everyone here has a t-shirt thats old that they sleep in or a t-shirt that they wear to bed but not outside.
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Timbaland
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Originally posted by gooner_47
Remarkably similar, taken from http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=42530&page=4
"This happened to a mate of mine. Now in the UK we have a hand sign for a wanker, its a loosely clenched fist that is shaken up and down as to immitate masturbating. OK?. Are we all familiar the V sign ? and we all know flipping the middle finger, yes?. Lets get going then.
My mate is driving down the M25 around London ( big ringroad type freeway to you yanks) and is going about 80mph in the middle lane. After a while he notices a car next to him in the fast lane keeping the same speed. He gets a feeling that the other cars passenger is staring at him ,so gives him a glance. The passenger stares at my mate and gives him the wanker sign. Now this winds my mate right up, so he replies with the same sign. the passenger then gives the sign back. My mate replies with a load of wanker, V, and finger signs, and is mouthing loads and loads of abuse to the passenger. He told me he was gestering the guy in the other car to pull over and have a fight all the while with wanker, V, and finger signs.
The other car then pulls away and then pulls in front of my mate and to his horror a sign flips up in the back of the other car that says "POLICE, PULL OVER!" so my mate is thinking " oh fuck" . The "passenger" gets out of the car and puts on his hat and comes to my mate, and taps on the window.
Policeman; "Good morning sir, are you in the habit of making offensive gestures to police officers?"
My mate; "No, not normally"
Policeman; "Then why were you?"
My mate; " Well you started it by calling me a wanker!"
Policeman; "Hows that then sir?"
My mate; "Well, you started giving me the wanker sign, and i'm not going to take that off anybody am i?"
Policeman: "Wanker sign sir? "
My mate; "Yeh, you know," showing the policeman the hand gesture.
Policeman; " No sir, i was just trying to tell you to put your seatbelt on"
they laughed and let him go about his day I forgot to mention it was a policecar with no markings on it ."
So it is impossible for this to happen to anyone else in the world then aye?
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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My dead cat story is still funnier. And I couldnt of made that up. Its just too good! 
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Timbaland
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Originally posted by novabex
My dead cat story is still funnier. And I couldnt of made that up. Its just too good!
Lol, Fuck off 
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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Nope! I is stealing your limelight! 0wned. 
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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quote:
Originally posted by novabex
My dead cat story is still funnier. And I couldnt of made that up. Its just too good!
agreed
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