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Author Amanda Holden
Ojc
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4th May 10 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got to try it mate.
Danny P
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I muffed a bird on her period once, give me 6 pints and I'd muff a barbers floor.

Captain Redbeard FTW
Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I muffed a bird on her period once, give me 6 pints and I'd muff a barbers floor.


Tbh when I was 17 I had my fingers in some girl outside a club and after a while it felt a bit sticky. Turned out she had come on early. Was a right mess. Had blood stuck under my nails the next day and and everything.
Hammer
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See, we've all been there
Dom
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Can't say i've muffed dive or 'captain birdseyed' a lass whilst she's got the painters in tbf Although i have worn a glow in the dark johnny, i was pissing myself laughing for about 20minute waving my wanger around like a lightsaber
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
Can't say i've muffed dive or 'captain birdseyed' a lass whilst she's got the painters in tbf Although i have worn a glow in the dark johnny, i was pissing myself laughing for about 20minute waving my wanger around like a lightsaber

Wee in the condom is a bad idea.
Ojc
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My ex sending late night texts coz she don't know how to let go go go
Cosmo
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4th May 10 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Finger painting FTL.
deano87
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Back on topic.

I like how Google Images says related searches for Amanda Holden is Kelly Brook - people obviously got bored of Amanda smut and decided on Kelly instead.




Shit tits though NSFW:
http://www.celebrity-downblouse.com/preview/AmandaHolden.jpg
Ojc
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Na, I prefer crusty minges
Cosmo
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4th May 10 at 21:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is that a thumbs up?

Now that is class.
Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Some absolutely stinking bits of kit I tell ya.

It's from where they have been on their period and not washed the inside of their fanny out afterwards.


Actually, I know what your on about now. My ex had that. She wasn't dirty, cleaned propely, its just the internal lining still covered.

But yeah, first time I saw it i was like wtf is that

If i've been "caught out" mid finger before, it was red, not brown. It gave me chivers, and I still think its rotton thinking back
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I muffed a bird on her period once, give me 6 pints and I'd muff a barbers floor.


That actually makes me feel a bit sick lol. Cant believe a bird let you do that either, classy!
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i thought i did, but turned out it was her 1st time having sex and was told the blood is normal
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sex full stop is fucking minging, Ive done it with the painters in though, pissed up is my excuse
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
sex full stop is fucking minging, Ive done it with the painters in though, pissed up is my excuse


nathy_87
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Amanda - Hit & miss, yes i would in some shots but no in others. Her voice goes straight through me.
Simon
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It's that time of the week to start the Holden discussions once more
Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Tbh when I was 17 I had my fingers in some girl outside a club and after a while it felt a bit sticky. Turned out she had come on early. Was a right mess. Had blood stuck under my nails the next day and and everything.


I can deal with the blood, but not the lumpy blood shit, thats sick
Tom
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I humped a girl on a boat who was on her period on my 18th birthday, stained my new belt No diving though, fuck that!
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If the river flows red, take the dirt track instead.
mattk
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
sex full stop is fucking minging, Ive done it with the painters in though, pissed up is my excuse




when you think about it its disgusting, sticking your dick in some womans hairy soaking clout...

good fun though
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Well redeemed
Nath
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FLOL
bazzaa
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http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/20080602-amanda-holden-3.jpg

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