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JonnyJ

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4th Jul 09 at 13:48

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
My mum txt talks. Fucking does my head in. She once just used the letter C and expected me to know she mean "can"

And she is retarded, so therefore the theory is correct.

Its true

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 13:50

That cant be me Nath, as that is clive!

sand-eel

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4th Jul 09 at 13:50

As I've said the person can't possible be a retard, that is all.

Nath

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4th Jul 09 at 13:51

So retards can't be succesful now? Harsh.

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 13:51

that text message says otherwise.

Maybe they just have a skill at being a manager but is retarded in all other things. Much like Rainman was fully retarded but ace when it came to gambling.

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 13:53

Infact this could be like one of those orange short films you get before a film at the cinema.

Retard has a normal job but can only communicate to the world through text talk on him mobile (said in the american way) phone.

sand-eel

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4th Jul 09 at 13:53

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
So retards can't be succesful now? Harsh.

Its a harsh world

JonnyJ

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4th Jul 09 at 13:53

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
So retards can't be succesful now? Harsh.

Nath

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4th Jul 09 at 13:53

sand-eel

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4th Jul 09 at 13:54

^^^ is that guys elbow back to front?

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 13:58

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
^^^ is that guys elbow back to front?

I would explain his text. Text and ask him...

'iz dat ur elbow on bak 2 frnt?'

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 14:02

Nath

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4th Jul 09 at 14:03

FLOL what is that pic all about?!

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 14:05

something to do with cheap handsfree kids I think.

sand-eel

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4th Jul 09 at 14:08

OMG you actually took time out your life to make that pic, how sad.

[Edited on 04-07-2009 by sand-eel]

Cosmo

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4th Jul 09 at 14:11

tbh it took less time than it did to read that text.

Carl

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4th Jul 09 at 15:47

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Maybe they find it easier on a phone, I don't really care as it was a text and not on some email or something.
Explain how this person would be a retard just by writing that? Clearly as they haven't failed at life and they are retarded does that make you a super retard then?
TBH I think you are just being like this to get people on your side and gain E-points as usual.

[Edited on 04-07-2009 by sand-eel]

He's failed at life because if he hadn't he'd have free texts and be able to write his messages fully, there is no other reason you would skimp on letters as it certainly isn't easier to read, or easier to write, unless you are a retard that can't use predictive text, either option is a fail.

sand-eel

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4th Jul 09 at 15:49

kl kl

Ben G

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4th Jul 09 at 16:13

u mum said u bringin suhin in?

John

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4th Jul 09 at 16:14

suhin must be your Scottish bird, I work in East Kilbride now, I could have said hello to her if she hadn't moved.

Ben G

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4th Jul 09 at 16:15

indeed, annoys me everytime she says suhin, took me ages to work it out at first

i'm back up in east kilbride at the beginning of august visiting her family, think i'm driving up aswell

taylorboosh

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4th Jul 09 at 16:49

last text i got was a jaoke...

elvis meets jacko in heaven and says, "r you the one who married my daughter?" jacko replies "yes sir". "thank fuck for that" says elvis "i thought she married a nigger"

and last i sent was

christ, thas nee point lol

HOMIE

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4th Jul 09 at 18:09