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Whittie
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Ian would you like to know a new fact?
Whittie
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Moments passed, left me hanging.
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id like to know alex
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Ian i was on about his sweaty arse
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
id like to know alex


Poos are about 75% water. The remaining 25% is made up of a mixture of things, stuff your body can’t break down. Like corn, see my picture on page one for example.

Also....

The smelly substance in your dump is called skatole.


[Edited on 04-08-2009 by Whittie]
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Fucking at this thread.
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Maccies shits are the worst, saying that though after any fast food like that they are generally not nice, especially the next day.
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[Edited on 04-08-2009 by BarnshaW]
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Maccies shits are the worst, saying that though after any fast food like that they are generally not nice, especially the next day.


Donner kebabs are the worst for this. It usually takes around 15 mins before the first donner fart

[Edited on 04-08-2009 by Bart]
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I really battle with fast food shits.
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Subway gave me minging farts the other night.
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any1 farted in the bath? but it wasnt a fart? i did a year or so ago
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I've done some pretty grim stuff, but I have never crimped an end in the bath
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Whenever I have a course at work, they usually put me up at chinese hotel close to the training school, and you get £25 meal allowance for the resturant.

2 weeks of chinese does bad, bad things to your shits
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omfg sportyboy i think i have almsot woken up the entire street
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Chris, one night of Chinese food does bad bad things to my shits
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you should of seen how fast i jumped out!
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Lol @ Shitting yourself myles...
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i know its bad .. alltho now im 26 i havent shit myself yet
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Big boy now mate
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i like the sound of the shits like your emptying a bag of malteasers down the toilet!
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quote:
Originally posted by SportBoy
any1 farted in the bath? but it wasnt a fart? i did a year or so ago

Fpmsl, you funny fuck
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My sole goal of my working day today is to take a picture of my poop!

I remember when my daughter was less than a year old and i took a picture of her really nasty baby poo and text it to my brother!

He called me straigh back.... he had sicked in his mouth! haha
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I poo'd in the scales at the hospital when i was born!
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A women at works, well her daughters baby did a poo inside her whilst giving birth. Is this common?

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