lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.
Why do you need the chainsaw and mask if you're just going to burn his house down whilst he is sleeping?
Would the police really suspect the guy with a chainsaw ski mask and high power torch? 
Think about it Cosmo, think about it!
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DAZ1985
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park the shitest car you've got so the wheels are within the boundry of you your drive and the boot over hangs the road
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sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.
Why do you need the chainsaw and mask if you're just going to burn his house down whilst he is sleeping?
The chainsaw comes with the costume and also holds the valuable ignition fluid.
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by sand-eel]
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lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.
Why do you need the chainsaw and mask if you're just going to burn his house down whilst he is sleeping?
The chainsaw comes with the costume and also holds the valuable ignition fluid.
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by sand-eel]
Better than my plan.
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Eck
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The real question is, why would you NOT take a chainsaw?
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lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
The real question is, why would you NOT take a chainsaw?
See, real men take chainsaws, Eck is a real man, aren't you Eck!
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peggsie
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if it was me i'd just be a twat with him, if he keeps driving onto ur drive return the favour how ever depending on how posh or not your area is i generaly just leave the a couple of lines if that dont work, double sided tape with a drawing pin and sum dog shit under the door handle of his car
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1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
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I would personally expanding foam his front and rear doors to his house, turn off his water at the mains and quick dry cement it.
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Baskey
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Id smoke a spliff then not worry myself about it
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DaveyLC
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I think this is one of the problems with having a 'modified car'.. People will automatically assume you are a twat and up to no good.
He hasnt actually done anything other than have a whinge so just let him get on with it 
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drunkenfool
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Ooohh... http://www.maxking.co.uk/remote-control-car-parking-security-lock-post-bollard.html 
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GF-91
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 Nice!
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Whittie
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Matt, he shouted at you for going on his drive....
Just do the same, he'll feel a cunt about doing it then?
Of course you could always put some stray nails down 
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Colin
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Do a shit on his door step.
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Whittie
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Don't say that, Matt probably would
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corsabsonny
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FTLOLS
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by corsabsonny]
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by corsabsonny]
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Daimo B
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tbh, i'd just shit on some tissue and leave it on his car.
Al this talk of arson, flooding his house etc is just lame IE warriors playing im the hardman but wouldn't have the balls to do it card.
And yesh, i've done my suggestion to a non-liked person. It had the desired effect.
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Generation
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Yeah, just got to get him to leave the car unlocked...
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grogan
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dog shit under his door handles
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Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
I think this is one of the problems with having a 'modified car'.. People will automatically assume you are a twat and up to no good.
He hasnt actually done anything other than have a whinge so just let him get on with it
Couldn't agree more, I've had notes on my car, people parking within mm's of the bumpers and just generally moaned at about my car or where I park. But I have the same response everytime. I pay tax and I can park where I want, you don't own the road outside your house.
And as mentioned, you can drive on the dropped kerb, that's council property. I would just shout back at him if he goes onto your drive, he'll feel a right twat then.
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Ian_GTI
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quote:
Originally posted by corsabsonny
FTLOLS
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by corsabsonny]
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by corsabsonny]
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