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willay
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26th Jan 10 at 13:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that would be Ditch.
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Didn't he overtake someone but there was an oncoming car and he killed all the people in it? I remember threads about it not being allowed at the time.
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Originally posted by willay
that would be Ditch.


Indeed it would.
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I vaguely remember that!
Danny P
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My aim is to spend a night in the cells before i'm 30.
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thats not something to aim for.

Been in the cells quite a few times now. Aberdeen a fair few times, Edinburgh, Milton Keynes, York doh

Was in for about 25hr in york and charged with Assult and Affray. Charges were dropped later on though.

Did a few hours of work in Peterhead Prison years back whilst on placement at Uni. What a dump.
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
My aim is to spend a night in the cells before i'm 30.


It's boring, i'd try to make your aim not to spend a night there by the time your 30 tbh mate.
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
My aim is to spend a night in the cells before i'm 30.


It's boring, i'd try to make your aim not to spend a night there by the time your 30 tbh mate.


As he said its boring, but it gives you ub3r street cred to all the kids. Having spent a night in the cells is like a badge of honour these days, just don't let people know you cried yourself to sleep as you missed your mummy.
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Originally posted by Cosmo

What gave it away? The fact it said she ended up as a 6'5" male?


Nope, the fact Lawah would never sit there and type all that (I read line 1, got bored )

I hear that lawrah really is a man. Formally a young girl though.
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Originally posted by Danny P
My aim is to spend a night in the cells before i'm 30.


I wouldnt bother....its pish!!

You want to know why its pish........because people pish in them!!
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Originally posted by VXR
Was gonna say Joe is probably the most hardcore

I done a few hours in a cell. Hated it, smelt of piss and sick.

I was more worried about my car though as it didn't lock and I had £3k of ICE install in it (cheers Andy Stocker + my missis for parking so close no f**ker could open the doors )




Spent a night in the cells for drunk and disorderly with ak
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I think 2 weeks incarceration on an oil rig is as close to jail as i'll ever get. TBH con's probably get better recreation facilities & scran!!
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i did a year in gautama bay for taking a bong on an aeroplane, people kept thinking i was saying bong.

but it all worked out in the end.
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done a couple nights in cells. why dont the toilets flush?

my brother got a full cooked breakfast once too.

most uncomfortable beds ever when your hung over too
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
mince tatties butt plugs and boobs




Good copy and paste find off the internet.




Ofcourse it was you turnip.
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fucked a fat chick once from being mashed. got nothing to do with this but wanted to confess
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Originally posted by ajscorsa
done a couple nights in cells. why dont the toilets flush?

my brother got a full cooked breakfast once too.

most uncomfortable beds ever when your hung over too


Probably to stop you flushing drugs etc I imagine.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
a friend of mine had 3 years for accidently killing a cyclist who was pissed, ran a red light and cycled infront of him.
But because he was doing 40 in a 30 at midnight he got done for it.

Within his last few months, he got bottled because someone thought he'd pinched a playstation game... he never did.


Sounds like he should of had a better lawyer.


At the end of the day its manslaughter, his fault or not and the judge can give him what he likes.

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How did they know he was going 40 in a 30?


Im not sure, possibly to do with skid marks on the road or he may have admitted it, he's a really nice lad, wouldnt lie and wouldnt say boo to a ghost.
Not ready for prison anyway....
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it also stops you flooding the cell.
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What was the deal with Ditch. I kinda remember that
John
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I heard Ditch didn't do it
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
My aim is to spend a night in the cells before i'm 30.


It's boring, i'd try to make your aim not to spend a night there by the time your 30 tbh mate.
Its just summat to tick of the list more than anything
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
My aim is to spend a night in the cells before i'm 30.


It's boring, i'd try to make your aim not to spend a night there by the time your 30 tbh mate.
Its just summat to tick of the list more than anything


Why not
I actually had a great nights sleep the last time I spent a night in the cells also got the closest thing to breakfast in bed (ham sandwich in cardboard esque bread).


Also a quick story about people killing passangers etc, I lost a mate about 18 months ago in a car crash, he was taken out in a car for a test drive, the driver had been drinking and crashed into a tree, the driver admitted doing 60 in a 30 zone even though before he had been bragging he regulary takes this corner at 90 plus a few other things im not going to go into.
He got a two year sentence and a four year driving ban, pathetic.

[Edited on 26-01-2010 by harrisp]
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I got fuck all breakfast and had to sleep on what was actually one of those blue mats you used to do PE on at school. I didn't even get a pillow, although i was informed when leaving that if i had requested one i could have had one
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
I got fuck all breakfast and had to sleep on what was actually one of those blue mats you used to do PE on at school. I didn't even get a pillow, although i was informed when leaving that if i had requested one i could have had one


I was arrested along with 4 mates 2 of them were mouthing off and got nothing, I was normal and had a chat with them (accepted I was in the wrong) and got 2 blankets and a pillow, without asking.

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