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Jambo
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Do you want a cuddle
Ojc
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I don't mean to cause you anymore offence than I already have today so lets just leave the insults there shall we?
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If you don't watch your mouth, i will be massaging your ileum with the end of my AP coilover at yours on sunday
Ojc
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If you don't wash your mouth out with TCP I won't be fitting any coilovers with you.
Jambo
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quote:
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If you don't wash your mouth out with TCP I won't be fitting any coilovers with you.


THIS.

Pwned tbh Steve
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I BEG YOUR PARDON
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
what's the crack with it?
See what you did there Jimerthy.
Ojc
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I'm sorry I'm not sure what came over me.
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only if it's brown.
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Excuse me, but do you think you're the cock about town on this website
Ojc
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Not me mate, that's your mate Lawrah.
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I dont work in an office
lostboy
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It would have to be more than one million to let another man enter my arse.
Scotty C
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Fuck would I
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imagine £1M infront of you in 50 notes with a bottle of lube next to it, I dont beleive anyone who says they wouldnt

one million pounds means you need never do another day in work
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But you'd have to live with the thought that you've been taken up the shitter by another man for the rest of your life!
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I could quite easily forget that with the multitude of activities I could do with £1m
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i couldn't care less tbh. a million is a lot of money.
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Originally posted by SetH
Ask dudes individually, "Would you take a length for a million pounds?"

The suitcase of money will be there in front off you.

A guy from the service desk just walked in and I hit him with the question, he admitted he would. One guy in here swears blind he wouldnt



Funnily enough the boy across from me asked this a few weeks back.... apparently he'd take it "baw deep in his shiter fur 60grand"

lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
imagine £1M infront of you in 50 notes with a bottle of lube next to it, I dont beleive anyone who says they wouldnt

one million pounds means you need never do another day in work


Like I said, I really would not do it for one million, and to be honest one million isn't alot of money these days, yes its more than the average working person has, but once you've bought a nice house, nice car, paid what ever debts you have, paid for your mam and/or dads place and paid their debts, you're gonna be left with about £500,000, that wont set you for life unless you're very clever with it and invest into something that will give you a very nice return

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Originally posted by Monster
But you'd have to live with the thought that you've been taken up the shitter by another man for the rest of your life!


This (for me) is also true, I would feel guilty for myself for being anally intruded for so little money, I would want at least ten million for a 20 minute anal invasion, even then I would be embarrassed about it.

I'm not homophobic, I'm just not a penis person.
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quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
imagine £1M infront of you in 50 notes with a bottle of lube next to it, I dont beleive anyone who says they wouldnt

one million pounds means you need never do another day in work


Like I said, I really would not do it for one million, and to be honest one million isn't alot of money these days, yes its more than the average working person has, but once you've bought a nice house, nice car, paid what ever debts you have, paid for your mam and/or dads place and paid their debts, you're gonna be left with about £500,000, that wont set you for life unless you're very clever with it and invest into something that will give you a very nice return

£1million not a lot of money? Are you fucking kidding me? Granted it isn't boat and jet millions, but it is enough to set you up. And for a bit of bum love you would turn it down? You're a bigger fool than taking it up the arse.

On my current wage it'd take my 67 years to earn £1million. THAT puts it into perspective of how much money it is.

[Edited on 31-03-2010 by deano87]
John
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I wouldn't let a guy shag me for 1 million.

It's not a lot of money when we're talking a lot of money.

It's a lot of money if you continue living your normal life, fuck that though.
lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
imagine £1M infront of you in 50 notes with a bottle of lube next to it, I dont beleive anyone who says they wouldnt

one million pounds means you need never do another day in work


Like I said, I really would not do it for one million, and to be honest one million isn't alot of money these days, yes its more than the average working person has, but once you've bought a nice house, nice car, paid what ever debts you have, paid for your mam and/or dads place and paid their debts, you're gonna be left with about £500,000, that wont set you for life unless you're very clever with it and invest into something that will give you a very nice return

£1million not a lot of money? Are you fucking kidding me? Granted it isn't boat and jet millions, but it is enough to set you up. And for a bit of bum love you would turn it down? You're a bigger fool than taking it up the arse.

On my current wage it'd take my 67 years to earn £1million. THAT puts it into perspective of how much money it is.

[Edited on 31-03-2010 by deano87]


I never said it wasn't alot I said it wasn't enough these days you thick twat. Learn to read you dyslexic fuck.
Ojc
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Someone ban this twat.

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