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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport

Id rather keep wearing a condom than knowing you've got her to do something she isn't comfortable doing.


surely your just happy if they don't ring the police?
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don't worry scoob, kids are great fun


Quoted for the 'little bastard has just' threads.....
Russ
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
don't worry scoob, kids are great fun


Do they make you wear condoms though?
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
don't worry scoob, kids are great fun


Quoted for the 'little bastard has just' threads.....
THIS
scoob
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Limecat
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
don't worry scoob, kids are great fun


Do they make you wear condoms though?





LOL
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right im off to watch eastenders.
mwg
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what about kym marsh
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questionable tattoos
mwg
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I would like to question her tats
corsa-sxi
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any1 want pics of scoobs bird
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The price of rubber jondoms is shocking. In the long run youre probably cheaper going for the baby.

Put it this way you wouldnt go in the bath with your clothes on.
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put it in her food tbh
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Tell her they are very restrictive/uncomfortable and you wouldnt vomit in a bike helmet so why get your man covered in jizz?
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Tell her they are very restrictive/uncomfortable and you wouldnt vomit in a bike helmet so why get your man covered in jizz?


FUCKIN LMAO!
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I hate condoms. The fucking whore has to be on the pill for me.
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I hate condoms. The fucking whore has to be on the pill for me.



I would bag up with a whore TBH unless you want to shoot puss rather than knob vomit out of your japs eye?
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quote:
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I hate condoms. The fucking whore has to be on the pill for me.



I am leaning towards you being a guy now
mwg
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I still think he is J Da Silva
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Boys!! Seriously!!!
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Obtain pill, grate into beverage, stick beverage in microwave for 30 seconds disolving said pill, make bird drink beverage, no kids.

The above may or may not be scientifically proven
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I hate condoms. The fucking whore has to be on the pill for me.



I would bag up with a whore TBH unless you want to shoot puss rather than knob vomit out of your japs eye?



_Allan_
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You told me it was just warm milk

Yay no kids though
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You could have a regression to child hood?

When she is having morning sickness in the morning pretend you are having a flash-back to your school bullying days and head flush the bitch in the toilet but leave her in for a few minutes.

Bingo. No kids.

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This thread

Never bagged, never will, not had any CSA letterd or knocks at the door so must be working for me.

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