Neo
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Lol Why don't you "obtain" one gary
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Kerry
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kin el russ your a walking eatery
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Kerry
kin el russ your a walking eatery
yes
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Budgie
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quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by Russ
is it wrong i fancy kebab
No I want one.
yep now craving one now. . . thats tonights dinner sorted
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Kerry
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russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Neo
Lol Why don't you "obtain" one gary
Would you like me to "obtain" one for you too?
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
should have been
russ walks in and tea should already be cooking/ready
russ opens his eyes, his breakfast should be ready
Russ gets to work- Kerry should have prepared him something
Russ gets in bed, kerry should be making him something to eat for when he wakes...
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Neo
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I just think its such a funny way to put it. I've heard people saying acquire just think its slightly silly.
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Neo
I just think its such a funny way to put it. I've heard people saying acquire just think its slightly silly.
I acquired a double sausage and egg mc muffin this morning. yummy
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Neo
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quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
should have been
russ walks in and tea should already be cooking/ready
russ opens his eyes, his breakfast should be ready
Russ gets to work- Kerry should have prepared him something
Russ gets in bed, Russ should be eating kerry......
You rude, sexist pig.....
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Neo
quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
should have been
russ walks in and tea should already be cooking/ready
russ opens his eyes, his breakfast should be ready
Russ gets to work- Kerry should have prepared him something
Russ gets in bed, Russ should be eating kerry......
You rude, sexist pig.....
Clop Clop
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Neo
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Kerry
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one thing............
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GF-91
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Surprised you find time to get on here in between cleaning and making dinner kerry.
Jokesssssssssssss
[Edited on 01-12-2010 by GF-91]
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea, then cooks it as he is a great fiance
russ opens his eyes im hungry, makes me breakfast as he is awesome
russ gets to work i fancy this and that, gos and get it for everybody, wow check him out wit woo
russ gets in bed, wants sex, dont get it, then zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[Edited on 01-12-2010 by Russ]
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed, wants sex, dont get it, then zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lol!
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Russ
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edited it
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Neo
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Sounds very similar to my like Russ
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GF-91
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=[
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Kerry
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anyway would love to chat got chores to do and a baby to feed
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ
I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Kerry
anyway would love to chat got chores to do and a baby to feed
About time...
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ
I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
i just use it on myself, then i dont remember not getting it, or wnaking off... or crying into a pillow
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ
I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
i just use it on myself, then i dont remember not getting it, or wnaking off... or crying into a pillow
Good idea!
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Neo
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ
I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
i just use it on myself, then i dont remember not getting it, or wnaking off... or crying into a pillow
Diazepam is a good substitute
Girlfriend-91...When you have lived with your missus for a few years, sex is kept for special occasions
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