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Tommy L

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10th Feb 11 at 18:10

quote:
Originally posted by Andrew

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
I think it's safe to say everyone - both men and women - fart in the presence of one's significant other!

I'm with Sam here, it's natural

And take a dump half way through sex right?

_Allan_

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10th Feb 11 at 18:15

Of course Tommy my son, all the girls need a 2 minute half time break to curl one out, it gives you time to check the TV guide for what's on in 5 minutes.

You all agree lads?

lads?

XE Col

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10th Feb 11 at 20:26

i farted infront of my missus from day 1 and still together 18 months on so i now make a habit of making sure i fart near her so she can rate the smell outta 10

derick-sport

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10th Feb 11 at 20:31

always in front of the gf and after 18 months my gf farts in front off me and iv had the occasonal queef come out of her!

Gareth F

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10th Feb 11 at 21:47

Have done for 4 and a bit years and she farts in her sleep then refuses to admit she farts

taylorboosh

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10th Feb 11 at 22:09

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
waxed

pics?

Twiggy

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10th Feb 11 at 22:29

We pull each others fingers

Root

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10th Feb 11 at 22:31

quote:
Originally posted by derick-sport
always in front of the gf and after 18 months my gf farts in front off me and iv had the occasonal queef come out of her!

ooh, that's nasty lol. Especially during sex

Ben G

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10th Feb 11 at 23:46

always fart around the missus.

i actually make a point of getting in such a position that it makes a really loud ripping noise as it breaks free my my anus.

Jambo

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11th Feb 11 at 00:04

Ditto Ben.

I just did one in mid sentence with Mrs J, she didn't even flinch

Robo C20Let

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12th Feb 11 at 06:57

i was drunk once and she was in bed and i knew i had some mega smelly farts so when she was asleep i proceeded (drunk remember that) squated over her head and blew a silent but very very deadly fart then stood over her..

she woke up heaving and i got nutted in the private area

so worth it lol

Matty SRi

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12th Feb 11 at 07:05

I Think thats pushing it a bit. Maybe when your 10 and its your brother, then yeah. But not so much when your older

Robo C20Let

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12th Feb 11 at 07:06

quote:
Originally posted by Matty SRi
I Think thats pushing it a bit. Maybe when your 10 and its your brother, then yeah. But not so much when your older

jack daniels makes me do some crazy things lol

Matty SRi

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12th Feb 11 at 07:09

Haha, id be scared to do it incase i followed through!

Ben J

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12th Feb 11 at 07:14

I do all the time but I'd be disgusted if I heard Jen fart. I never have and never wish to. Girls farting is wrong.

I've also recently had to come to terms with the fact that girls poo. I have tried to block this out for years.

After 11 years I don't care about farting in front of her. I even once left the en suite door open whilst having a dump so I could watch tv while she was in bed. Was a bit strange that lol

[Edited on 12-02-2011 by Ben J]

Bart

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12th Feb 11 at 09:04

I generally fart once every 10mins and have never held back infront the wife.
I think I've only heard her fart 2-3 times, which has usually been in her sleep when she was preggers.

Women should not fart.

Robo C20Let

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12th Feb 11 at 09:52

women should not

Fart
Burp
Scratch (private areas)
Poo - i still dont want to believe they do
Snor

i will not accept it lol

JaffaTB

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12th Feb 11 at 10:19

i let one out accidentally after holding them for about 3 months of being with her, i used to leave her house in agony with so much gas inside me

Cole

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12th Feb 11 at 10:24

all the bloody especially in bed i let out some proper rippers

CorsAsh

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12th Feb 11 at 13:43

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
yeah i do mate. something to do with shaking up your insides while you're pounding away i reckon.

Worst is needing to fart whilst she's giving head

Russ

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12th Feb 11 at 13:45

quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
We pull each others fingers

i imagine your gf to have frizzy hair and a pair of nike air trainers

CorsAsh

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12th Feb 11 at 13:50

I imagined her to be ginger. Like REALLY ginger. THe kind you see on the street and think "fuck me, she's ginger". And maybe with a curly afro perm.

Ben G

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12th Feb 11 at 14:18

quote:
Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i was drunk once and she was in bed and i knew i had some mega smelly farts so when she was asleep i proceeded (drunk remember that) squated over her head and blew a silent but very very deadly fart then stood over her..

she woke up heaving and i got nutted in the private area

so worth it lol

brilliant. we need you tube vids

Laura

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13th Feb 11 at 07:46

Yes.

ShEp

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13th Feb 11 at 12:41

Hell yeah.

Love the gas baby, love the gas....

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