gaffy-11-corsa
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Drove right up behind a unmarked cop car on motor way flashing my lights n peeping they let me pass then i fingerd them n they drove be hind me flashin blue lights woops just gave me mot check slip n waening woops lol
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Neo
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Originally posted by gaffy-11-corsa
Drove right up behind a unmarked cop car on motor way flashing my lights n peeping they let me pass then i fingerd them n they drove be hind me flashin blue lights woops just gave me mot check slip n waening woops lol
Act like that to the wrong person and it'll be more than an mot check you'd be getting ! Don't know whats worse more ebarrassing, the fact you did it in the first place or the fact you've come on here and admitted to it tbh
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Jake
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Originally posted by pow
Yup. He's jealous cos he's not IAM
na just taking the piss
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by gaffy-11-corsa
Drove right up behind a unmarked cop car on motor way flashing my lights n peeping they let me pass then i fingerd them n they drove be hind me flashin blue lights woops just gave me mot check slip n waening woops lol
Act like that to the wrong person and it'll be more than an mot check you'd be getting ! Don't know whats worse more ebarrassing, the fact you did it in the first place or the fact you've come on here and admitted to it tbh
scotch people are angry
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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Wonder if there is a link as i get belligerent when i drink scotch 
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Haimsey
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Going to the 'first' boxing day meal with my gf.
Took her mum and bf too in the corsa.
Going down a country road, fat as feck pigeon in the middle of the road. So jokingly I said 'imma get it' and sped up.......but it didn't move. FML felt a right twat and the lower grille was packed with feathers when I pulled up at her grans house 
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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MatthewR
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Was meeting my ex gf's parents for the first time at a pub for her birthday.......i was driving and meeting her there.......get to mentioned pub, some guy flashes to let me go......i go to pull off and he carries on going i amost whack into him so i wind the window down and abuse "WHAT YOU FCUKING PLAYING AT YOU STUPID CNUT" then to my horror i realise its her Dad driving, she made him flash as she realised it was me  ooooooops
[Edited on 04-10-2011 by MatthewR]
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Jake
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gutted
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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I hated driving my ex's parents ANYWHERE for this reason.
Oh I also ruined a phesant in dad's 2 week only audi a3 once
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Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
Going to the 'first' boxing day meal with my gf.
Took her mum and bf too in the corsa.
Going down a country road, fat as feck pigeon in the middle of the road. So jokingly I said 'imma get it' and sped up.......but it didn't move. FML felt a right twat and the lower grille was packed with feathers when I pulled up at her grans house
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Fad
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Butler your driving on the wrong side of the road in Germany is still crops up from time to time.
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Butler
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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ive done stupid stuff like swap tops with my mate at traffic lights and bloke in next car copped a load of us in our bras
being caught parked up by the coppers is pretty standard....
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GTM
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Registered: 24th Nov 08
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Was following my mate to his unit on an industrial estate id never been to. Decided to be a funny funny man and go round him, hit a speedbump at about 50 in my lowered fiesta. hit the second one only feet away at about 30 as i couldnt slow down. Felt an utter twat and they saw my head hit the roof.
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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Just finished work one time and got into my car, i saw a mate of mine who was getting a lift with some friends approach their car.
I could see that they were all topless and didnt think much of it.
Saw my mate laughing, then seconds later he had to strip off to get into the car as they wouldnt give him a lift if he had clothes on.
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JaffaTB
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Registered: 7th Oct 09
Location: Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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That sounds gay me
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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Trying to drive through 3 vx220s in a vx220.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Racing an unmarked police car then getting pulled over by said car outside my mates house with one unamused ex at the window 
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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Being lectured on how to drive by 2 female officers.
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xa0s
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Registered: 4th Mar 08
Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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For me... Uh, probably the worst was in the recent snow, was out going sideways at any opportunity possible, literally fish tailing down every road, getting really fucking good at it if I do say so myself... and then I dunno what changed but the surface turned like 3 times as slippy as anywhere else I had been that entire day and overcooked, literally millimetres away from scratching a car that someone was just getting into, and as it all happens in slow motion on snow I was pretty much having a conversation with the guy I was sliding towards. No harm done but really embarrassing as he had seen me drifting about all day...
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I remember being in a mates car in a car park once and he saw a mate of ours drive past so went to shoot off after them but must have put it into reverse and slammed back into the barrier HARD. It was a massive DOH moment. I felt sooo embarrassed just being the passenger so fuck knows how he felt.
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On a bike this time... Stunting up Lakeside in front of probably hundreds of people, wheelies and stoppies and as I was about to do a stoppie the front slid out super fast and I had to stamp down hard to catch it, I heard the crowd all go "OHHH!!!" and it all went in slow motion, I thought I was off... Needless to say I rode straight home.
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Other than that... Not much really. Countless times I've overtaken people only to get stuck behind someone else instantly looking at the guy behind me in my rear view mirror shaking his head...
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Originally posted by Graham88
Being lectured on how to drive by 2 female officers.
Oh yes! I had the exact same thing going up Temple Hill, they pulled next to me and they were both FIT as fuck. They told me I need to learn how to drive and to slow down before I kill someone, proper laying into me and then as they pulled away she kangeroo'd as she was pulling away on a hill.
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
Was meeting my ex gf's parents for the first time at a pub for her birthday.......i was driving and meeting her there.......get to mentioned pub, some guy flashes to let me go......i go to pull off and he carries on going i amost whack into him so i wind the window down and abuse "WHAT YOU FCUKING PLAYING AT YOU STUPID CNUT" then to my horror i realise its her Dad driving, she made him flash as she realised it was me ooooooops
[Edited on 04-10-2011 by MatthewR]
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That is brilliant.
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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Originally posted by Gary
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Originally posted by pow
Never got the shagging in cars thing, did it once and didn't enjoy it!
Really do worry about you sometimes
Its not ideal, but it does the job 
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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Originally posted by Tomnova16
My gearlinkage got fooked up in the nova shagging my mrs in the car. 1st was never the same again
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Worst thing i've seen is somebody slowly backing up to a lamp post in an astra, the lamp post then slowly went downwards as they got out the car to see the damage, literally ended up this kind of shape ¬ ontop of the car.
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jacko198
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Registered: 1st Mar 07
Location: Buckinghamshire
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I saw one really old guy driving through the village, his alarm on his car was going off and he didnt know what to do. So he went upto one end of the village, round the roundabout and back through about 5 times. With tonnes of people just watching
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