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Edd
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Work sent us home at 1, very windy but easily able to drive home. Police have fucked up with their no travel warning in Glasgow anyway.
John
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I'll be here until 5 as normal.

Just started getting darker and a bit of rain maybe finally on the way.
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FUCKING pigs
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This video cracks me up!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=214702938604320
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http://twitpic.com/7qaoea

[Edited on 08-12-2011 by John]
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
This video cracks me up!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=214702938604320


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08/12/2011 The day of Hurricane Bawbag
In readyness for tomorrow morning: URGENT – HURRICANE BAWBAG APPEAL

On December 8th 2011, a hurricane of biblical strength blasted across North and Central Scotland.
Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: "Ah wiz pure shittin' masel big man so a wiz, ah need some jellies".
The hurricane decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Untold disruption and distress was c......aused:

* Many were woken well before their giro arrived.
* Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged.
* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed.
* The cone fell off the head of the statue outside Glasgow’s Modern Art Gallery.
* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Scotland.
* One resident, Pocahontis McGlinchy, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "Ah wiz like ‘Whit’s that? Ah,canny hear ma choonz innat man’ Wee Beyonce came running into my bedroom pure howlin so she wiz. My youngest two, Brooklyn an Blackpool slept through it. I was still pure rattlin when I was watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."
* Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
* The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Buckfast to the area to help the stricken masses.
* Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

HOW YOU CAN HELP
Clothing is most sought after. Items required include:
- Sovvy rings
- Baseball caps
- Shell suits
- Tesco two stripe trainers
- White socks
- Chunky gold chains

Food parcels may be harder to put together but are necessary all the same. Required foodstuffs include:
- Mutty Pies and Buckfast
- Hauf Pizza Suppers and Buckfast
- Mars Bars and Buckfast
- Kebabs and Buckfast
- Haggis Suppers and Buckfast
- Fray Bentos Pies and Buckfast

* £2 buys chips, scraps and ginger for a family of four.
* £10 can take a family to Coatbridge for the day, where children can sniff glue and spike up among the national collection of stinging nettles.
* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim
Colin
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Edd
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In fairness to my earlier bravado it does seem to be getting a bit worse
John
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Still ok here, dry, dull and a bit windy.
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Finished my normal shift at 3 in Rosyth, quitest ive ever seen the m90. Wasnt that windy when driving home but it is picking up a bit, tress bending by roughly 30 degrees and plant pots everywhere.
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Brilliant. Hurricane bawbag.
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I've came home. I can exclusively reveal KFC drive thru is still open.
Ben G
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quote:
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I've came home. I can exclusively reveal KFC drive thru is still open.


owned/run by ethnics. fucking hard bastards they are.
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Getting in reports that the roof has been blown off my local night spot lol probably the best thing that could happen to that dank cave tbh!!!


martell's fine unfortunately, iv heard 3 different stories about that same roof
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whats this
John
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Still fine in Glasgow from where I am.

Will see how it goes getting home.
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iam in hamilton and it aint to bad! iam here until 8 bloody bawbag hasny sent me home (boom boom)
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Originally posted by John



Epic. Wind turbines, there to make leccy out of wind. But not too much wind mind!
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Forth bridge got shut to all vehicles so i got sent home at 11. What would normally take an hour via the kincardine took me 3 hours. Over turned lorries and a fallen fence caused it all as well. Fuck waiting in rush hour traffic.

The guy on forth 1 was actually calling it hurricane bawbag over the radio.
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Originally posted by BluKoo
This video cracks me up!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=214702938604320


John
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Fine all the way home, bit windy but that's it. Useless.

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