baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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From getting out of bed I am usually in van within a few minutes. I always get up late brush my teeth half asleep dive in van then wake up on way to yard.
Although after reading the benefit thread I'll be changing my life to wake up at 11pm Jeremy Kyle and top gear , eat tea goto bed and repeat . Picking up money from post office in between
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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Get up
Washed and changed
Walk dog
Feed cats/rabbit
Go to farm
Feed my horse then 3 of them to put in field
Muck my stable out
Go to work
Muck my stable out there
Ride
Start work at 8
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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take a piss, get dressed & brush tea etc, make lunch and say goodbye to the Mrs, go to work
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Archie
Organiser: Scotland
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Registered: 18th Dec 07
Location: South Ayrshire
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Have a wank, unless the mrs has stayed then i go to the bathroom for one.
Wash face, brush teeth, work clothes on and go to work.
Get up at 10 to 8 usually, leave house at 8:15 in work for 8:20
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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I wish I could get up early and have time to get sorted but I never do am useless
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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Alarm at 6.15, snooze till 6.25, snooze until 6.35.
Get up, grab towel off radiator, shower, brush teeth, get uniform on, get in car at 7am, drive to work.
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tom-corsa
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Registered: 22nd Jan 08
Location: Cheshire
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alarm goes at 5.15 snooze for 5 mins.. up and dressed for 5.25, piss, teeth, porridge/weetabix out the door at 5.40 work is only 5 mins away 
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Welly Wanger
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Registered: 5th Jan 12
Location: Cambodia stroke Yorkshire
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ffs, then roll over and snooze for 5 minutes
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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get kids up, make them breakfast, shout at them for not eating quick enough, sort their uniform out, shout at them for not getting dressed quick enough, sort their hair out, get myself dressed, do my own hair an get them to school
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john_redtop
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Registered: 31st Dec 08
Location: acklam middlesbrough
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Snooze alarm for another 10mins get up have a piss and a poo quick shower brush my teeth get ready drive to work clock in THEN make a cuppa
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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tough life having kids and no job
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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Alarm
Out of bed
Piss
Wash
Dress
Walk dog
Get into car
Takes me about 25 mins to turn that around... dont bother eating in the morning.
pew pew pew pewwwww
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GteRedtop
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Registered: 13th Jun 07
Location: Your mother's Otter's pocket
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Roll out of bed litterally! stretch my arms then walk into the toilet, Take a piss whilst yawning and scratching my arse 
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brebaz
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Registered: 11th Dec 09
Location: newcastle
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How can you not have a morning shit?
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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I always wake up around 3 for a piss and then when i wake up at 6 i need another piss. Never have morning shits but i do get morning glory.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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put porridge in microwave
take porridge out, walk dog
come back eat porridge, drink orange juice
toilet, shave if needs be (once a week)
SHOWER
dress go to work/get on with the day if not working
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by brebaz
How can you not have a morning shit?
Shit at work, getting paid for it then.
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smcGSI16V
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Registered: 26th May 03
Location: Farnborough Drives: Thurlby 888 CDTi No.98
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
quote:
Originally posted by brebaz
How can you not have a morning shit?
Shit at work, getting paid for it then.
Plus if you can leave skid marks or floaters in the pan.
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
Get up
Washed and changed
Walk dog
Feed cats/rabbit
Go to farm
Feed my horse then 3 of them to put in field
Muck my stable out
Go to work
Muck my stable out there
Ride
Start work at 8
Sod that! I moan about having to wake up at 0630 when the greyhounds need to be emptied/given their cereal let alone doing all of what you do!
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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Get up, make Daisy's bottle, get in shower, get dressed for work, tack Alfie down for breakfast, make an espresso for me, make Jen cup of tea, fire up laptop, do a bit of work, eat Alpen and a Banana, then sometimes take Alfie to Pre-School, then off to first appointment.
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Jon_C
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Registered: 7th Dec 05
Location: Suffolk
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
quote:
Originally posted by brebaz
How can you not have a morning shit?
Shit at work, getting paid for it then.
I make a point of waiting til i get to work for my morning poo
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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The first thing I do when I wake up is look at the time
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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Who the fuck goes for a shite the minute they get up? 
Sort your toilet routine out ffs.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Put my glasses on, ready to face another day as a speccy four eyed bastard
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Who the fuck goes for a shite the minute they get up?
Sort your toilet routine out ffs.
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