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Hammer
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22nd Jun 12 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

OJC isn't satisfying his bird. Couldn't be more obvious.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
OJC isn't satisfying his bird. Couldn't be more obvious.


They'd already invited Warren on board. Now this!
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
OJC isn't satisfying his bird. Couldn't be more obvious.


They'd already invited Warren on board. Now this!


Was that not with the (fitter) ex?





[Edited on 22-06-2012 by Dom]
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my mrs just bought it on ibooks


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Jambo
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Better order some butt plugs Tom
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Apparently "50 shades of grey" is the first book in history where there is no need for it's readers to lick their fingers to turn the pages.
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50 Shades of red could be interesting
Nick-S
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quote:
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50 Shades of red could be interesting
Im sure my g/f told me one of the books has a part were they guy is pulling a tampon out of her
Whittie
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Did Seth write these fucking books or what?!
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so all the women are reading a book that gets them in the mood and we're complaining about it?
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so all the women are reading a book that gets them in the mood and we're complaining about it?


Yes, you seen my mrs?
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can't say i have
Fro
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Spence
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Nick-S
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
50 Shades of red could be interesting
Im sure my g/f told me one of the books has a part were they guy is pulling a tampon out of her


What?!
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Nick-S
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
50 Shades of red could be interesting
Im sure my g/f told me one of the books has a part were they guy is pulling a tampon out of her


What?!


He speaks the truth.
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Nick-S
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
50 Shades of red could be interesting
Im sure my g/f told me one of the books has a part were they guy is pulling a tampon out of her


What?!


He speaks the truth.


Not in a million years would a lass be alright with that; all hell would break loose
Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by Fro
Spence
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This thread is making me horny
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
OJC isn't satisfying his bird. Couldn't be more obvious.


can you confirm whether this is or isn't true please.
BarnshaW
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OJC is single
Whittie
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Did Steve predict this?
Ojc
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I'm after Yvonne Douglas
Dom
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quote:
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I'm after Yvonne Douglas


Heard she likes to wear the trousers in the family and keeps her men under the thumb
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At least she's got carpets. (Well laminate).
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We got carpets, laminate and mother fucking tiles. Have that bitches.

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