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Author pulling techniques wanted from the masters , lasses opinions 2plz
mattyboy199
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Most men just want one thing, you provide it they are happy enough.


4 things actually

1. Sex
2. Nice tits
3. Nice arse
4. Good looking
Ben
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Hello love ,then i wink at her + walk over to her ,HOW U DOIN!!!!
do u beleive in love at first sight?? or do u want me to walk past again!!!
then i slip a tenner in her knickers
and say "do u want to go halfers on a bastard?"

then i say_Did ya know going fishing is alot like making love to a beautiful woman....

First you have to sort your tackle out and get rid of all the old cobwebs and dirt from around it, then you have to find out where to pitch your rod...usually in a nice warm well opened space....then you have to plick your rod in the biggest, wettest place you can find! bet u dint know that love!!!!
also did u know that campings a lot like makin love to a beautiful woman too.......
u unzip the door ,put up your pole and slip into the old bag!

by the way r u in to...doggy? or uper da chute?

Then i whip it out and "wank in her face"

and i wa 2 call u lot "masters"

am sure that wont work to well
Ben
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ttt
Pablo
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Yeah sure that will work!! LMAO
Ben
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lol , ill post the pic of my black eye after ive said that
Mikorsa16v
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u got my bit in there dude! hehe
golfr
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Why not pull up outside school and when you see her, ask her if she would like a sweety. She'll get in the car no doubt, then you can take her to McDonalds. She'll see that you are trying and probably ask to go to the off licence where you can buy her 2litres of cider. When she's finished that off you can nail her.
Ben
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Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben- (yorkshire)
Hello love ,then i wink at her + walk over to her ,HOW U DOIN!!!!
do u beleive in love at first sight?? or do u want me to walk past again!!!
then i slip a tenner in her knickers
and say "do u want to go halfers on a bastard?"

then i say_Did ya know going fishing is alot like making love to a beautiful woman....

First you have to sort your tackle out and get rid of all the old cobwebs and dirt from around it, then you have to find out where to pitch your rod...usually in a nice warm well opened space....then you have to plick your rod in the biggest, wettest place you can find! bet u dint know that love!!!!
also did u know that campings a lot like makin love to a beautiful woman too.......
u unzip the door ,put up your pole and slip into the old bag!

by the way r u in to...doggy? or uper da chute?

Then i whip it out and "wank in her face"

and i wa 2 call u lot "masters"

am sure that wont work to well


Actually laughing out loud!
Joff
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11th Jun 03 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sounds like a plan!
Ben
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funny aint it .

i might get really pissed and try it out ,ill bring digi cam along too, but it will cost me a tenner!

it wud be good to know what her reactions wud b!!!
BUCKETHEAD
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i had a girl come up to me the other week and say "have u got a condom?" lol
kinkycorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben- (yorkshire)
funny aint it .

i might get really pissed and try it out ,ill bring digi cam along too, but it will cost me a tenner!

it wud be good to know what her reactions wud b!!!


if u like the girl i wud giv tht technique a miss > or expect a very bruised face/cock lol

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by kinkycorsa]
Ben
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lol , i wa just thinkin that . ill just say hi walk over , ask her how she is , and c how it goes , but more techniques wud be good :thumbs!!!
kinkycorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben- (yorkshire)
lol , i wa just thinkin that . ill just say hi walk over , ask her how she is , and c how it goes , but more techniques wud be good :thumbs!!!


just talk to her...tell her she looks nice etc, and be urself, thats the best way to pull a girl
Ben
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yeh , and if all fails , whip it out and "wank in her face"

makes me laught evry time i read that!!!

imagine if i took all ur advise i wud end up wi a broken nose and smashed jaw!!!
cocky
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rofl
charcoalgrill
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
My pulling technique (if I was single - )

How ya doin!


U BASTARD!!!!!!!!! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
me and a mate had a competion on sat to do that, and she pulled a bloke saying it,
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by cocky
rofl


dno what ur laughin at - u'v dun that to a fair share of guys in the past
cocky
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excuse me miss scuttle butt
Lynny
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lol wtf?? iv seen the way some lads hav ended up after bein invilved with u
cocky
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anyway i wz laffin @ him sayin 'wank in her face' & i HAVE NOT wanked in any fair few mens faces
cocky
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that wud b pretty hard 2 do wen im female
Lynny
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lol i wasnt ona bout that bit missy
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by cocky
that wud b pretty hard 2 do wen im female


only just

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