Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Ok, but i am not paid to be puke on
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elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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May I offer my services as the resident alcholic, I will amuse the patrons with various pissed antics and tell un-understandable stupid stories with no point or general direction before falling unconscious to the foor again for everyones amusement
My fee = just keep that absinthe coming
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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E - althought this is not good for business it will still make me laugh yes your hired!
*a row of absinth lined up*
ally fairenough you will ahve to dodge this!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Fury Muff
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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yes please! and as your manager i want yours!
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elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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Cool *downs shots of absinth whilst performing handstands on the bar before smashing head first into the final one* just wait until I regain consciousness for the stories
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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*Pisses self laugh then looks worried but waits always waits*
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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does anyone else want a drink?
elf i think you scared off the customers?
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Valleyscorsa
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Registered: 16th Jan 03
Location: Glam Uni - drives - 1.2 vegas
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PMSL!!! This is quality! Better than eastenders! Can i be the old guy in corner who occasionaly shouts out random quotes, Please!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote: Originally posted by OFcorsa
yes please! and as your manager i want yours!
Will i get a pay rise?
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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If it doesnt interrupt elf's ramblings, then Yes!
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by OFcorsa
yes please! and as your manager i want yours!
Will i get a pay rise?
No but you will get a rise out of me
and i will let you stay here rent free!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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with breakfast?
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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Ask shelly shes the chef!
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Valleyscorsa
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Registered: 16th Jan 03
Location: Glam Uni - drives - 1.2 vegas
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Me and ELF have a mutual respect for each other
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elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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fucking hell were am I?, when did I come to the bar?, why have I such a bad head? let me guess I've been on the fucking absinthe again my Mam's going to fucking kill me
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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its ok, u can sleep in the kitchen in the big pan Mr.Elf
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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Elf - thats ok have anotherone to ease the pain. and go and sit wit your mate over their *waves at Valley*
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elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
its ok, u can sleep in the kitchen in the big pan Mr.Elf
cheers love
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Valleyscorsa
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Registered: 16th Jan 03
Location: Glam Uni - drives - 1.2 vegas
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*old guy responds to wave* ID RATHER EAT MY OWN UNDER CARRIAGE
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elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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quote: Originally posted by OFcorsa
Elf - thats ok have anotherone to ease the pain. and go and sit wit your mate over their *waves at Valley*
Cheers for the offer Ally but the Absinth addiction is just to great Keep em coming
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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*looks at new customers*
"dont mind him he was in WW2"
*last orders ladies and gents*
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Can we have a lock up after closing time?
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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We can have a lock in but im going to the gym so your in charge ally! give the guys what they want!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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yeh baby
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