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Nath

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14th Feb 09 at 14:26

I'm sorry but that photo STILL makes me chuckle

Martin_C

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14th Feb 09 at 17:55

quote:
Originally posted by MoesTavern

quote:
Originally posted by Martin_C
Simple solution.

Shoot all 3 of them.

I like the cut of your jib Martin.

Corsasport meet

J da Silva

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14th Feb 09 at 17:58

I'd burn the 7 year old Dad, and butt ram the girl with a rolling pin covered in sandpaper.

Martin_C

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14th Feb 09 at 17:59

get some 40 grit in there.

J da Silva

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14th Feb 09 at 18:01

Yes, or maybe trap her tits in a vice and file her nipples off.

Martin_C

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14th Feb 09 at 18:10

oh, you must like the same websites i do

joking

J da Silva

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14th Feb 09 at 18:20

Websites, it's all real life.

Martin_C

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14th Feb 09 at 18:24

you manky pup.

deano87

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14th Feb 09 at 18:28

Aflie's mum.

c20let

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14th Feb 09 at 18:31

! !

Martin_C

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14th Feb 09 at 18:32

fuck she'd get it.

c20let swop your evo for my dc5, ta.

SVM 286

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15th Feb 09 at 03:14

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Aflie's mum.

Preddy laydehhh!

Deano, don't be so cruel you viscous swine, she's somebody's baby.

SVM 286

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15th Feb 09 at 03:15

quote:
Originally posted by lil_g
The family live on benefits.

Gas. Them. Now.

Paul_J

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15th Feb 09 at 13:15

You heard that there are about 4 other kids saying the kid is theirs??

Sounds like the 15 year old was a super slut. Probably just lay back on the park slide and held her legs apart... 'Anyone can have a go'.

All Torque

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15th Feb 09 at 13:38

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Aflie's mum.

Quick, get to the ROFLCOPTER, the LOLCANO is errupting!

Fucking state of that

Daveskater

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15th Feb 09 at 13:42

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
You heard that there are about 4 other kids saying the kid is theirs??

Sounds like the 15 year old was a super slut. Probably just lay back on the park slide and held her legs apart... 'Anyone can have a go'.

Village bike then

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

Nath

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15th Feb 09 at 13:50

I'd sooner have a wank.

[Edited on 15-02-2009 by Nath]

Planty02

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15th Feb 09 at 13:56

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
I'd sooner have a wank.

[Edited on 15-02-2009 by Nath]

Same. Kiddy fiddling just doesn't appeal

Nath

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15th Feb 09 at 14:00

Colin

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15th Feb 09 at 14:07

What I dont get is why has this kid (baby & 13yr old!) not been taken into care? Instead of being allowed to parade infront of the cameras & coin in from the media interest

Daveskater

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15th Feb 09 at 14:29

Because that's how backwards this stupid country is.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

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15th Feb 09 at 15:21

Daveskater

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15th Feb 09 at 17:21

Well put Ed

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

CorsAsh

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15th Feb 09 at 17:47

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286

quote:
Originally posted by lil_g
The family live on benefits.

Gas. Them. Now.

I'll get the "showers" ready.

Lynny

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15th Feb 09 at 17:50

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
You heard that there are about 4 other kids saying the kid is theirs??

Sounds like the 15 year old was a super slut. Probably just lay back on the park slide and held her legs apart... 'Anyone can have a go'.

aye been on news today, lads parents are demanding a paternity test

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