Neo
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Ah, i wondered why joe forwarded me this picture
Makes sense now  I kept thinking he was getting an ashtray.
[Edited on 19-11-2009 by Neo]
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andy1868
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nice that focus joe, not a 5 door though 
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Neo
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See andy, if you were a true southener you'd realise rear windows, once put through with a brick, make excellent rear doors
Throw the child through head first
[Edited on 19-11-2009 by Neo]
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Conway563
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Thanks for the inspiration Mike 
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chloe16v
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clicky
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Neo
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I'd make such a brilliant dad 
Right, ere son, arms over face and brace for impact, try and dodge any stray shards of glass on your way through, you were reet careless last time ! Don't need another trip to A&E !
CB  in work
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andy1868
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i do realise that neo, as i had to smash one of my windows when my deadlock engaged and wouldn't disengage on the corsa that was in merseyside too, none of that sort of thing happens in historic lancashire 
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swill_omnibus
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Morning all 
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Neo
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Fucking hate deadlocks. Worst thing now is if i use the key rather than remote lockin gon my car, as soon as the door opens the alarm goes off and doesnt stop till the engine is started with the key
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Fucking hate deadlocks. Worst thing now is if i use the key rather than remote lockin gon my car, as soon as the door opens the alarm goes off and doesnt stop till the engine is started with the key
The old Ibiza used to do that which was great after the remote key stopped working.
It was also great how if you locked the car from inside for security the alarm would go off as you drove along
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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my mates astra does that, his alarm is fucked though. it'll randomly go off of its own accord.
fortunately i don't have to worry about this kind of thing with the teg
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Neo
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No remote locking numbers ?
Good way to wind people up at petrol stations, i get out, fill up and on the way in lock the car with the remote. Because its got sensors inside it even the tiniest movement triggers it and passangers get extremely embarrised with everyone staring at them
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andy1868
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no remote locking, no alarm. central locking consists of drivers and passenger door. boot is seperate
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Neo
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But boot being seperate is a good thing tbh. Otherwise when you stop at lights, boot up, contents out and your left with an open boot at a set of lights
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andy1868
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yeah, got a release catch too if i need to open it from within the car. which is nice
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Good way to wind people up at petrol stations
I like making people jump by locking/unlocking it as they're walking past due to the beep. It's especially amusing as my car has such a long range on it
I literally made 3 girls run away across the car park in some services once
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andy1868
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joe
hungry and bored
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Conway563
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+!
Trying to make it to 12 before eating though
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andy1868
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we're having burgers today 
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andy1868
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rocky raccoon, checked into his room, only to find gideon's bible.
rocky had come, equipped with a gun, to shoot off the legs of his rival
his rival it seems, had broken his dreams, by taking the girl of his fancy
her name was magil, but she called herself lil, but everyone knew her as nancy
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LukeS
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LukeS
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Woop woop im making chilli
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Tommy L
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I'm going to treat myself today to some KFC. Not had anything since the weekend
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andy1868
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lyrics to a beatles song luke thats stuck in my head
just been getting some data off a laptop. i do love it when theres wierd porn on them, theres loads of porn of a guy getting his balls mangled in different ways
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Conway563
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I've got ham sandwiches, a peperami, 2 packets of crisps, a mint kit-kat, a mars bar and a bottle of lucozade today
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