Tomnova16
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its not just the fact that you have touched your cock and might have some bacteria on it, you should wash your hands often to stop the spread of bacteria picked up throughout the day.
therefore when you go to the toilet its a good idea to wash your hands too.
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Ben G
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matt probably doesn't realise you can be a carrier of bacteria without actually contracting the virus itself.
common misconception.
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Limecat
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Originally posted by mattk
I feel you are missing my point
IF I pissed and shit all over my self then yes I would probably need a wash, however I dont, as chrisrich said, if you need to wash your hands after touching your own penis then you need to see your doctor imo
Bacteria multiplies something like every 20 minutes so a single bacteria cell can become more than 8,000,000 in 24 hours.
The only thing seperating your fingers from your shit is a thin bit of paper.
That's where cack-handed comes from, they cut off one hand as punishment so they eat with the same hand they wipe their arse with which is against certain religions for HEALTH REASONS.
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Shell
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Originally posted by Ben G
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Anyone who wears Henleys
Cunt.  tbf to me though, had to wear a long sleeved top to drive it and it's the only clean jumper i had 
Thanks for reminding me of a massive pet hate of mine. The jumper doesn't bother me, however I utterly hate seeing people walking around in DPM.
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Jamie Walby
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My pet hates when he's sleeping and I put the palm of my hand over his nose. Never seen a dog panic so much.
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Ben G
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whats DPM? if you mean the trousers they are nice and comfortable proper ones, not that silky material and looser than jeans around the ballbag area which i have a problem with when driving 
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Jamie Walby
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Wear what you want Ben. You da man.
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Jake
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i think dpm is geek for camo
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Wear what you want Ben. You da man.
shelley just wants pics of me in my boxers tbh.
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harrisp
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Its not DPM 
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Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
i think dpm is geek for camo
This. Should have said fake dpm to keep Harris happy. Just assumed folk would know what I was on about
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by Shell]
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by Shell
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Originally posted by jake
i think dpm is geek for camo
This. Should have said fake dpm to keep Harris happy. Just assumed folk would know what I was on about
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by Shell]
Im perfectly happy with you calling it DPM if you want to 
Its not even fake DPM its just camo
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by harrisp]
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Ellis
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
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Originally posted by mattk
I never wash my hands after using the toilet
I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there
you hold your cock to piss i assume? then walk out touching the door handle. you could have knob cheese or anything on your penis which has then gone onto the door handle.
There's an underlying issue there, you shouldn't have knob cheese on your cock anyway. Washing yourself proprerly would combat such problems.
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Jake
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no, but you cant guarentee some other gypo has gone without washing their balls for weeks on end.
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mattk
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so if you cant guarentee that are you going to walk round with surgical goves on all day incase you ever have to touch a door handle or a lift button or press the buttons on a chip and pin machine?
buying petrol for you must be a nightmare, unless you have your own pump
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by mattk]
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Limecat
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That's the point though, if dirty cunts had basic hygiene it wouldn't be a problem would it? As with most things in life it's the scummy minority that fuck it up for everyone else.
People that don't have simple principles like that are the type who put the previous days gruds back on with a great big streak of shit up the back of them.
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
so if you cant guarentee that are you going to walk round with surgical goves on all day incase you ever have to touch a door handle or a lift button or press the buttons on a chip and pin machine?
buying petrol for you must be a nightmare, unless you have your own pump
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by mattk]
no im not going to walk around with surgical gloves all day but then again why would i? youre missing the point here, its about reducing the spread of germs and you make me sick
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mattk
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I think you have OCD tbh
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Limecat
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Originally posted by mattk
I think I have hepititus A tbh
Probably due to wiping your arse then eating a sandwich you filth-meister.
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mattk
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nahh Ive just ad a full test, I dont have anything
imagine shagging a woman ewww germs in her fanny getting on your pecker
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Limecat
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I don't use my pecker to put petrol in, open doors, type on a PC, to eat a sandwich etc so that's not a problem, plus I wash as I'm not a dirty vagrant.
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by Limecat]
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Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
so if you cant guarentee that are you going to walk round with surgical goves on all day incase you ever have to touch a door handle or a lift button or press the buttons on a chip and pin machine?
buying petrol for you must be a nightmare, unless you have your own pump
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by mattk]
I bet if you were in hospital and your nurse didn't wash their hands, you'd have something to say. I mean its not like they're letting people shit on their hands is it, they're just touching surfaces that are far cleaner than a loo.
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Daveskater
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Originally posted by sc0ott
- People from places with 'shire' at the end.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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sand-eel
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NEW - Trying to make a vid on the motorbike using the keyring cam, go back and its pointing at the ground
TAKE 2 Go back out with keyring cam in new improved position, go back and now I've just taken a picture at the start instead of a vid 
[Edited on 30-10-2010 by sand-eel]
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Daveskater
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
now I've just taken a picture at the start instead of a vid
I hate it when that happens
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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