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ShEp

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13th Feb 11 at 12:42

p.s.

Gotta fart on a sunday morning and pull the covers up over her head,

deano87

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13th Feb 11 at 14:58

All the time.

So does she. It's rank.

Joe

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13th Feb 11 at 15:09

Deano

Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.

Simon

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Location: Oxfordshire
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13th Feb 11 at 15:15

P Diddy on farting and relationships

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXAz788LX4

"if she's not farting in front of me what else is she hiding?"

Ben J

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13th Feb 11 at 15:24

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.

This.

Jake

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13th Feb 11 at 15:26

some geezas in here a proper diluded. girls shit, lawrah said herself. tuna makes them slide right out apparently

Joe

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13th Feb 11 at 15:29

Girls do not poo, they have bumholes for putting fingers in, sometimes a willy and thats it.

Joe

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13th Feb 11 at 15:30

Fat girls poo, not pretty ones.

tom-corsa

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13th Feb 11 at 15:35

try not to, had an Indian takeaway one night though and couldn't help it. Was trapping them in the bed then wafting the bed covers so she could smell it. Fucking stank that night I did.

mwg

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13th Feb 11 at 15:42

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.

This.

Yep. Think I would throw up if a lass farted, fucking vile

16vKarlos

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13th Feb 11 at 16:32

I get the 'During and After Sex' Farts! MEGA LOUD

bubble

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13th Feb 11 at 16:35

automatic dutch oven. fart in bed, tell her there is a spider on the bed, and she will automatically put her head under the covers.

result

Bart

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13th Feb 11 at 17:35

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
yeah i do mate. something to do with shaking up your insides while you're pounding away i reckon.
Worst is needing to fart whilst she's giving head

indeed!

Hammer

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13th Feb 11 at 23:33

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Girls do not poo, they have bumholes for putting fingers in, sometimes a willy and thats it.

THIS.

deano87

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14th Feb 11 at 06:33

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.

tbh this is what 6 years does to a relationship. She didn't for ages when we first met.

Kathryn W

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16th Feb 11 at 02:41

No...

:-) I hate him doing it, so I won't do it

[Edited on 16-02-2011 by Kathryn W]

Robo C20Let

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16th Feb 11 at 06:50

i must be a right fool lol

went to a mates 21st sat night with the gf
had many many drinks and ended up being sick (thats how bad)

anyway got home and while the gf was taking off her socks i thought it would be funny to hold her head and fart..........

well it was that bad she was sick all over my side of the fucking bed which the dog happened to be asleep. she still isnt talking to me

i really need to stop drinking jack daniels

dannymccann

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16th Feb 11 at 07:48

quote:
Originally posted by deano87

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.

tbh this is what 6 years does to a relationship. She Itdidn't for ages when we first met.

alan-g-w

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16th Feb 11 at 10:36

quote:
Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i must be a right fool lol

went to a mates 21st sat night with the gf
had many many drinks and ended up being sick (thats how bad)

anyway got home and while the gf was taking off her socks i thought it would be funny to hold her head and fart..........

well it was that bad she was sick all over my side of the fucking bed which the dog happened to be asleep. she still isnt talking to me

i really need to stop drinking jack daniels

I actually laughed out loud there

that's a belter

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