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Matt L
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
MOTEHRFUCKING L


L SSUR
Kerry
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

matt ive got a project for you
come to norfolk for a holiday, take some family portrait pics then head out the coast for some seaside pics, we got seals, lighthouses, beaches, boats, birds
Matt L
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ohh i know what i meant to share with you all about my journey into town just.... 2 chavs starting on each other in the street and one of them just shouting 'come on lets do it' while walking backwards away from the other bloke z made me chuckle, kinda wished id just pulled up a deck chair to watch though.
Matt L
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Originally posted by Kerry
matt ive got a project for you
come to norfolk for a holiday, take some family portrait pics then head out the coast for some seaside pics, we got seals, lighthouses, beaches, boats, birds


Sounds cool but was thinking more i one i can do in and around home/town.
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Matt's smooth next it'll be just lie on the bed and slip that off
Kerry
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hang around outside churches and take pics
Daveskater
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Lunch time
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
had my weight in last night haters im now on 32lb loss, breasts shrunk too though
First part Last part :thumbsdown:


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daveskater
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Terrible night for all Everton are a pile of wank

Those that pump weights do you ever find your muscles decide to hurt two days later?
Yeah, it's known round these parts as the two day rule Guaranteed stuff, that is


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daveskater
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can anyone see the point of me sending my cv to a pub for part time bar work.
my cv is full of bank manager financial services crap, dont want to put them off!!!!
Just go in and ask for a job tbh, don't see why a pub would need a CV.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daveskater
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She finally letting you sleep

At least if Ella wants you up she'll just cry, I get a 35kg dog jumping on me !
That's not a very nice way to talk about Becky


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Matt L
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hang around outside churches and take pics

knowing me ill start snapping then realise its a funeral and no matter how good my sales pitches are i dont think ill get much lol.
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Originally posted by Kerry
OMG Red Cross rung and asked for a donation of £20 a month i said sorry ive been made redundant cant afford to. he says sorry to hear that what about £10. i say dont think you are listening im redundant with a young baby to look after. ah yes i can hear her he says, well how about £3....
i hung up...
What an idiot. Some people


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Russ
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

M-People
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
matt ive got a project for you
come to norfolk for a holiday, take some family portrait pics then head out the coast for some seaside pics, we got seals, lighthouses, beaches, boats, birds


Ooh seals
Does this mean I can have part of my 3 meat kebab without having to go to Norway?
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Boobies.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Russ
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

seal and boobies dont sound like a nice kebab tbh
Whittie
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Clothes shopping ftw.
Kerry
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got a nice soul cal hoody today for a fiver
and im in a size 12 again woop
Matt L
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not bin clothes shopping for ages but need to go work shirt shopping soon as the one im currently wearing the cuffs are slowly dying and i had to throw one away yesterday as it was epicly tight [/fat c*nt]
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Just called bell to see if they could beat admiral, and I had an argument with the guy that my car couldn't possibly be a 58 plate as that model didn't come out till 2009

For me trying to explain to him I bought it on November 2nd 2008 so it's a 58 plate he was going proper nuts

Kerry
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

:doyle:
Matt L
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quote:
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Just called bell to see if they could beat admiral, and I had an argument with the guy that my car couldn't possibly be a 58 plate as that model didn't come out till 2009

For me trying to explain to him I bought it on November 2nd 2008 so it's a 58 plate he was going proper nuts




z got to love people like that .

ps doubt youll get anywhere cheaper than admiral they seem to be constantly the cheapest for everyone who has mentioned car insurance lately.
Whittie
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Bargain Kerry

Have you gone fat Matt?
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2nd Mar 11 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
seal and boobies dont sound like a nice kebab tbh


No boobies in my kebab please just these









Zips flamesuit up and waits
Neo
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Yeah true matt, was just trying my luck, no harm eh. But seriously, I know when I bought my car.

Gonna need to get some L plates then

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