Liam-Wilko
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This thread was a briliant idea 
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Liam-Wilko
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Bump
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3CorsaMeal
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I was at a house party when i lost my virginity and for some reason after i had sex with the girl (her 1st time too) i started to finger her, then she pushed my head down to her fanny so i licked her fanny alot.
Was only afterwards when we went back downstairs i noticed i had blood on my hands, had to go and check my face and luckily it was clean, so i drunk loads more fosters mixed with teachers whiskey and ignored her for the rest of the night.
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Gary
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My mate did a similar thing once. Unfortunately his face wasn't clean 
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3CorsaMeal
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I had a mate come back from a hooker in amsterdam and was really chuffed that she let him lick her out.
bit grim 
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
My mate did a similar thing once. Unfortunately his face wasn't clean
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Liam-Wilko
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That is rather unlucky haha
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Gregor
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3cm that was an Andrew story, surely?
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Welsh Dan
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
I had a mate come back from a hooker in amsterdam and was really chuffed that she let him lick her out.
bit grim
A mate did the same in Prague, god knows why you'd want to pay someone to lick them out
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AK
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i wouldnt know where to start! I'm an expert idiot.
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Colin
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Having a relationship with a hillbilly who sold me down the river for a shot in her cousins xr2i
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RichR
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Fucking Colin
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Gaz
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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My dad and and next door neighbour where having a chat outside on the front driveways and i decided to be a smart arse an pull a wheelie on my BMX.
All going ace until I realised I was leaning over to one side and heading straight for the neighbours car, I crashed into the car bonnet, my metal pedals scratched his bonnet and the rest of the bike and me dented it right in front of him. It was a WTF just happened moment and he didn't like me after that even though my dad straightened his bonnet back (well kinda)
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sand-eel
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Forgot to shut a farm gate letting out about 40 cows all over the place on the main road etc.
Vandalising a public toilet with mates making it into the local paper.
Doing 100mph in a 30mph zone (really stupid)
All ages ago now.
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Robin
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Jim, every one of your stories sounds made up
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Balling
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Yeah, but "this one time at my mums house I drove an RC car" doesn't really have the same ring to it, does it?
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3CorsaMeal
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It's the way I tell them.
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
It's the way I tell them.
From pure fiction?
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Rob E
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me and a couple of friends set most of the little orme in Llandudno on fire about 10 years ago. We cycled up the top one summer afternoon and my mate (who had a strange passion for making fires) built a fire. All was well until the wind changed direction and a gors bush caught fire. I've never seen fire travel so fast and I dont think I have ever ridden down the side of a mountain so fast either! That one made the papers
I'm sure Whittie can tell you all some stories about pissing my neighbors off to the point they fell out with my family
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csweatherston
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Last day of term in school, my farmer friend brought home made smoke bombs in.. Made in baked bean tins.
I set one off in each of the science block toilet sinks (5 i think). Which Blew each sink off the wall, filled the whole science block (3 stories) with green/ blue/ red smoke... flooded the ground floor and the whole school got evacuated as it was a high risk.
I shit myself and ran home... Never found out it was me.
[Edited on 05-01-2013 by csweatherston]
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csweatherston
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Started a car in drive in work (accidently- not sure how it even started) proceded to lift it up on the ramp, then the handbrake let go and it drove off the ramp into a wall.
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FlaFFy_91
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Happens today when putting my 40mm springs back onto the corsa. Took the old ones off new ones on. Jacked up the back axle, guided the shocks into the hole tightened then up at the top. Took it off the axle stand. The. Spend literally 45 mins trying to work out why on one side was of the car the wheel had a 2cm gap and the other side was that tucked in it was resting on the inside of the arch at the top and a good third of the wheel was tucked under the arch.
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Didn't put the spring in one side.... Full on failure
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob E
I'm sure Whittie can tell you all some stories about pissing my neighbors off to the point they fell out with my family
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Liam-Wilko
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shaned12345
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Loads but the worst one lately was syphoning petrol at the weekend. Short black hose, swallowed a good mouthful and loads came straight out my nose. Honestly thought i was dieing lol. And jesus christ the burps for 24 hours were disgusting.
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