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MatthewR
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23rd Apr 14 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She looks more like a debt collector
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"Natasha Payne, an ex-Royal Navy captain now a transsexual pole-dancing lesbian"

That sounds like a different person has written each part of the sentence without knowing what the previous person has written

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Would of given it Nic Barnes number, he is always looking. Rides a bike don't you know.
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Nic would be in awe at those calves
Andrew
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She looks about as rough as a badgers arse that one!
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Nic would be in awe at those calves
not really
Ben G
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Is this a serious post, John?

Wtf is that was my first thought
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Yea this actually happened - the she is sitting in my car
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I reckon it's jake.
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Yea this actually happened - the she is sitting in my car


How the hell did you get the pic without the thing noticing?
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Jesus fucking Christ!!! Did he/she know you took a pic?
Ben J
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Let itself go a bit from the link.
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No she didnt know, i was just discreet lol
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Well this thread took a turn to the randomly hilarious

Lol soon as I saw the pic I was thinking "that is most manly looking woman I have ever seen!"
Then the rest of the thread all made perfect sense
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I hate taking danger pics, toying with the risks that you haven't turned the sound or flash off
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quote:
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I hate taking danger pics, toying with the risks that you haven't turned the sound or flash off
Forgot the flash once while trying to sneak a pic of someone dressed like a retard.

Turned out to be an actual retard, though, so wasn't too bad.
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Lol how do you dress like a retard?
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The old it's just a flash light app work every time anyway, also means you can continue taking photos pretending to demonstrate you turning the light on and off

Even get a cheeky video in if the want you to leave the light on

[Edited on 24-04-2014 by Jason x]
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Lol how do you dress like a retard?


I reckon if you look in the mirror you'll get a pretty good idea
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
The old it's just a flash light app work every time anyway, also means you can continue taking photos pretending to demonstrate you turning the light on and off

Even get a cheeky video in if the want you to leave the light on

[Edited on 24-04-2014 by Jason x]




Or just turn flash and shuttersound off?
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
The old it's just a flash light app work every time anyway, also means you can continue taking photos pretending to demonstrate you turning the light on and off

Even get a cheeky video in if the want you to leave the light on

[Edited on 24-04-2014 by Jason x]




Or just turn flash and shuttersound off?


I'm talking about if you get caught doing the dirty with the flash on by mistake.

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