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A few months ago, I found out a guy I dated in high school was arrested on charges of rape and owning child pornography. It was kind of...unsettling to see the news article online to say the least. Though, while dating him, he was sort of...completely off. And, I am ashamed to say that I dated him on two separate accounts. The second being much more insane. He basically broke it all off with me by attempting to tell me he believed he was a demon from the underworld in a human's body. And that he believed he impregnated a girl and she aborted his child without telling him. And that he was bipolar. All of those things occurred in the span of one week.
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willay
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Originally posted by loubielou
go suck an egg
you wish you kinky fuck.
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
A few months ago, I found out a guy I dated in high school was arrested on charges of rape and owning child pornography. It was kind of...unsettling to see the news article online to say the least. Though, while dating him, he was sort of...completely off. And, I am ashamed to say that I dated him on two separate accounts. The second being much more insane. He basically broke it all off with me by attempting to tell me he believed he was a demon from the underworld in a human's body. And that he believed he impregnated a girl and she aborted his child without telling him. And that he was bipolar. All of those things occurred in the span of one week.
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IvIarkgraham
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that riddle is annoying me
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deano87
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Uni time 
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IvIarkgraham
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where did you get it from tom?
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Iain M
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Will more stories please i am mega bord!!
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Tommy L
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got in an email at work`
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willay
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It was December 24th, 11:50 PM.
"Mmmmmmm," she whispered seductively. As she undressed by the foot of the bed I stared at her radiant bosom, salivating at the thought of pressing her body up against mine.
"Why don't you bring that cute ass over here?" I asked.
"Ok baby, just wait one second." In a very sexy fashion, she walked over to the bathroom and went inside.
I waited in eager anticipation for my beautiful lady to return. From the bathroom, I could hear her yell at me to close my eyes. I did, my erection throbbing against the sheets. I heard the bathroom door open and close, and then the click of the light switch as my maiden made her way over to me.
She crawled onto the mattress and straddled my torso. She leaned in close, I could feel her breath on my lips.
"Open your mouth." I obeyed. I felt two fingers go into my mouth and drop something flat and crusty. I swished it around for a second, trying to determine what the object was. Was it some kind of toy? Something provocative? I had no idea, this was completely new to me.
"I just removed my entire ingrown toenail, sex stud."
I left.
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IvIarkgraham
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
got in an email at work`
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and did it say it was 3 birds? or some birds
[Edited on 16-11-2007 by IvIarkgraham]
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Iain M
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
It was December 24th, 11:50 PM.
"Mmmmmmm," she whispered seductively. As she undressed by the foot of the bed I stared at her radiant bosom, salivating at the thought of pressing her body up against mine.
"Why don't you bring that cute ass over here?" I asked.
"Ok baby, just wait one second." In a very sexy fashion, she walked over to the bathroom and went inside.
I waited in eager anticipation for my beautiful lady to return. From the bathroom, I could hear her yell at me to close my eyes. I did, my erection throbbing against the sheets. I heard the bathroom door open and close, and then the click of the light switch as my maiden made her way over to me.
She crawled onto the mattress and straddled my torso. She leaned in close, I could feel her breath on my lips.
"Open your mouth." I obeyed. I felt two fingers go into my mouth and drop something flat and crusty. I swished it around for a second, trying to determine what the object was. Was it some kind of toy? Something provocative? I had no idea, this was completely new to me.
"I just removed my entire ingrown toenail, sex stud."
I left.
 
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
got in an email at work`
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and did it say it was 3 birds? or some birds
[Edited on 16-11-2007 by IvIarkgraham]
it was copied and pasted as it was in the email i got
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andy1868
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y'all
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loubielou
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andy pandy 
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andy1868
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loubie lou
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Tommy L
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got lunch paid for again today, what should i buy with the £10 i'm saving?
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willay
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sausages
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Iain M
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Walls
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IvIarkgraham
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tom find the answer
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Going for lunch
Tata!
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willay
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It was 1989, I was in Western Germany in the Army, in a hell hole called Wildflicken, and my head was all fucked up. I was drinking constantly, and more than a little self-destructive in the way of always volunteering for shit and doing anything dangerous.
I met a girl from 108th Military Intelligence, who was fucking gorgeous, intelligent, articulate, college educated, and for some reason liked my ugly ass. We got together, and pretty soon moved off post to wonderful little apartment. My God, she had a body that wouldn't quit, and loved letting me explore it any way I wanted to. Anal, fisting, whatever I wanted.
And that's when things got weird.
I came home late one night, from convoy duty that had gone badly wrong and resulted in a couple of guys getting badly hurt, and she was waiting at the door for me.
She hit me in the face hard enough to break my cheekbone, and in the middle of me wrestling with her to stop her from hitting me, started kissing me, and we had sex right on the floor.
She'd beat the shit out of me until I'd snap and hit her back, slam her against the wall, whatever, and then she'd attack me like a sex starved succubus.
One night, it all came to a head. I'd been gone about 3 weeks, working, when I got home, she came at me seriously. Not with fists, or a curling iron, or a frying pan...
But with a knife. She got me across the forearms a couple of times, once right above the collarbone, and a good straight in stab wound right next to my cock. I threw her through the glass patio door and kicked her in the head before she could get up.
I got 55 stitches, she got 5 years in jail. She even bragged to the MP's what she'd done.
Fucking. Psycho. Bitch.
One time, when she was on top fucking the hell out of me, she reached forward and stuck two fingers into a light socket and damn near killed us.
During Reforger one time she fucked her pussy with her M-16 and had me watch. She even got the forward sight up inside her. It was loaded, and she wanted me to pull the trigger when she came, and gave me a bloody nose for not doing it.
She drugged my after work drink, and I woke up hogtied in the shower with scalding hot water pouring over me while she screamed at me because I didn't say dinner was good.
When my finger got cut off and reattached, the first thing she did was grab it and yank it free because she knew I'd fucked one of the nurses. (I didn't)
She once confessed that she wanted me to rape a random girl while she held a knife to my throat and told me what to do. When I refused, she called me names, and when I turned around to walk away she hit me with a bottle of whiskey and gave me a concussion.
I finally got tired of her hitting me, slammed her against the wall, and started punching her in the face, and somehow, I'm not sure how, we ended up on the floor fucking with her yelling at me to fuck her harder.
I woke up to her grinding on me and holding my combat knife against my throat.
I watched her push a nail through one of her nipples.
The bitch was psycho.
Worse yet, she found my email address, and once in awhile I get emails from her.
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IvIarkgraham
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going for a hair cut
that riddle is too annoying
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Conway563
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I still think its an owl.
Turns its head round 180 degrees so there's a bird on the right of its head and a bird on the right of its body
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Those fucking stories 
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lil_g
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Morning dudes 
[Edited on 16-11-2007 by lil_g04]
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