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DaveyLC
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Originally posted by swill_omnibus
I thought if the burgler came upstairs then you could batter him as being upstairs is with intent to steal/harm the occupants?

Not that I admire the expression, but my dogs jaw's are close at hand


So if you live in a bungalow you can beat the shit out of them when they come through the door
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Lol, yeah its loaded.

But if it came to it, and some penis was downstaires stealing things, then it'd be the cricket bat i'd go for.


Loaded weapon sitting around the house eh... Clever.

Good job u've not got children yet....

What you gonna do then?

Also, awaiting the day when one of your mates pulls the rifle out, aims it at a mate whilst drunk, and pulls the trigger.....


Used to have it under my bed and not cocked. I'm not stupid.

As for the childeren question, it wouldn't be in the house / well hidden. Used to enjoy going shooting. (Rabbits).
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by swill_omnibus
I thought if the burgler came upstairs then you could batter him as being upstairs is with intent to steal/harm the occupants?

Not that I admire the expression, but my dogs jaw's are close at hand


So if you live in a bungalow you can beat the shit out of them when they come through the door


......................... Yes?

lol didn't think of that one! Just what i've heard!
willay
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I have an army of Internet Warriors in case things get out of hand at the farm.
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Originally posted by willay
I have an army of Internet Warriors in case things get out of hand at the farm.


are they like S.W.A.T ? what do you call them, M.I.G ?
Joe
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I have a sister who is moody as fuck most of the time, let alone if she gets woken up. God help them I say.
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I have a Yorkshire terrior. That'll learn them.
Adam_B
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I dont live in a pikey area. Failing that, harsh language.
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I dont live in a pikey area. Failing that, harsh language.


Erm pikeys dont break into pikey area's......
harrisp
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Hopefully they would run away from my 12 stone rottweiler



Before she ran away from them

I have got one of the scariest looking dogs which happens to be the softest dog ever.


[Edited on 01-12-2009 by harrisp]
Adam_B
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Well whatever theres plenty houses to rob before they get to mine!
jr
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quote:
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I have a sister who is moody as fuck most of the time, let alone if she gets woken up. God help them I say.


pics ?

infact how old is she first
Joe
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24, your not her type I'm afraid mate.
jr
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ive seen what youve done there
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pics
jr
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im discussing our relationship over u2u, looking promising
Joe
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not a hope!
jr
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she might like the south, we have everything she would ever need here, shops, costa coffee etc
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theres a costa coffee and shops in ormskirk. she can come and live with me. i haven't seen pics but with the same genes as joe................
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
I have a sister who is moody as fuck most of the time, let alone if she gets woken up. God help them I say.






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tbh id just put my head under the duvet, more than likely shit myself, and let my mum batter them, shes harder than me anyday!!
andy1868
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thanks for the accept on facebook joe, your sister is quite nice isn't she?
jr
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thanks for the accept on facebook joe, your sister is quite nice isn't she?


Joe
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there isn't any on there of her. Ask Craig for pics of his sis....
andy1868
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no, but i assume shes the one in your friends list called katie?

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