Cole
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erm all the usual stuff best one met some bird 15 mins later was shagging her in the corner of the vip area turns out she was a virgin after i had done the deed.
Pulled some bird taken them round the back of the club shagged them 30 mins after that going out with another one to do the same lol
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Cole]
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Shell
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I'm gonna have to go ahead and call bullshit on some of these 
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Mine are real
I could put the photo up but id have to get it off my mate
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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Do it!
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Norcy91
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Mine were definitely real, but they also weren't as adventurous as some others, just plain stupid
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Shell
Do it!
I'll have to get it off Buzz, or he can put it on here if he sees this
Poor girl, she even gets called Stage Fingers by all her mates now
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by JonnyJ]
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antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
I've fallen asleep on a speaker before
I fell asleep next to a speaker in a club in Newquay. If I'm tired I just fall asleep, no matter where
I blacked out on a speaker! Blacked out a few times on the way home too!
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mwg
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Location: South Lakes
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racist!
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Mad Moe
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Location: Northumberland
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I remember one of my mates doing a lass with the fat end of a wine bottle and she didn't even flinch, so my mate thought it'd be nice to announce and display his exploits to everyone within ear shot
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Mad Moe]
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
I remember one of my mates doing a lass with the fat end of a wine bottle and she didn't even flinch, so my mate thought it'd be nice to announce and display his exploits to everyone within ear shot
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Mad Moe]
That is grim as fuck
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mwg
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she must of been a right unit
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willay
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jesus christ Moe
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deano87
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Some of there stories are mental.
Obviously what I've been missing. Done nothing remotely interesting. Mind you, I can probably count the amount of times I've been in clubs on both hands
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Jake
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ive done next to nothing in a club. standing next to a girl in a club in mk is fucking amazing and i almost did that.
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
she must of been a right unit
Fucking Sherman tank by the sound of it.
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Mad Moe
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
she must of been a right unit
What made it even stranger was the fact she was quite tidy and didn't seem to mind us all watching
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Norcy91
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The list of stuff i've done is nothing compared to some of the stuff my mates have done... Such as one of them that met a girl in a club in Harrogate, then an hour later he had her up against the back door of the takeaway next door haha. This followed with another mate pulling up in his car right next to it shouting him, so my mate finished off quickly, ran and jumped in the car and they drove off!
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spikedjack
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Registered: 16th Oct 08
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last monday on a student bar crawl absolutely steaming told some guy he must have beer goggles on as the girl he was necking was some fat dribbling piss wreck.
that was the most recent, the rest involve Bj's in loo's, tossed off on the dancefloor/getting fingers away on seperate girls without washing in between etc
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Jules S
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I dislocated a knee doing the 'timewarp' once.....
'It's just a jump to the right'
Ended up in a faceplant 
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Phillips_91
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Registered: 20th Jan 10
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few months ago on my mates 18th he made the mistake of givin me his pint to hold for him while he went to the toilet, so while he was gone naturally i necked his pint, and then proceeded to the toilet, walking past him on way in, 'no spray no lay' guy saw me walk in with an empty glass, i then walked out with a full pint and handed it too my mate, who looked at it wondering why it was warm, and STILL drank it, then realised what he had drunk spat it all over one of my girl mates, who then slapped me for it... 10 minutes later he was outside walkabout throwing up non stop whilst getting cheered on by queuing pissheads! lmao
Both parties have now commented on fb about it http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/lukeyg439?v=wall&story_fbid=130477043669433&il=0 lmfao!
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Phillips_91]
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aim1
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At the Local dirt hole I was bowling along merrily, saw the boxing machine (punch bag up) and thought I'd give it a right dig.. Cue the upper cut, miss by a foot and land on my back covered in my own drink. No matter how long I leave it between going there I still get ripped by the staff.
There was the time I fell into the outdoor barbecue at a bar
The girl I was touching up in Mexico in Coco Bongo and then her telling me her dad was watching us. Fear.
Recognising a 45 year old customer in a club, kissing her and rubbing her up and down with her dressed as a witch on Halloween. Embarrassing in front of my mates afterwards, slightly worse when she came back to my shop the next day to give me her number in front of all my colleagues.
The only actual fingering incident was in jumpin jaks car park right in the middle with some old man parked up watching and my mate crouching down putting his nose right into her crotch and shouting "Go on mate give her two fingers!".
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by aim1]
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baza31
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i got caught by a bouncer in a nightclub in keighley getting a blowjob off his bouncer mates brothers girlfriend. Right mucky bitch , thankfully id jizzed 0.001seconds before he started banging on door. I had to leave , took her home and finished what i started
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SXIBLK
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im from burnley so my answer of been bottled twice may not be a suprise lol
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Blade_sri
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i went into a night club and walked out
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Jamie Walby
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I rapped the fresh prince of Bel Air theme tune over the sound system in a club down here a few weeks ago. Got so many drinks from people after that.
Called Pat Sharpe of Fun House fame a cunt in Magaluf.
Won a bottle of champagne after dancing on stage in Walkabout dressed as a Playboy Bunny when I got given it was told not to spray it.....so instantly jumped on the podium, sprayed it, got kicked out.
Ended up fighting a bloke when I was dressed as Darth Vader after my attempted Jedi mind tricks to get him to buy me a drink failed.
Ill have to have look through all my pics on Facebook cos there are literally so many moments, I cant remember them all.
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