emicen
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Registered: 26th Jul 10
Location: Glasgow
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Valentines has thus far consisted of 8hrs solid training in work, a shite commute home in the snow and a walk to the shop in the pissing rain.
The rest is going to consist of a bath and a bottle of red wine.
Fuck valentines day
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
so delivered to about 30 houses today, most of the birds didn't even have a fucking smile on their face when they got the flowers. ungrateful bitches 
Been delivering in your undies again Will?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Can I play?
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Can I play?
You're still emotionally detached after I sent you Claudette via u2u
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
everyone else is getting laid except us...
:[ fuck valentines day
what happened to matey you were going to spend 60quid odd on
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
so delivered to about 30 houses today, most of the birds didn't even have a fucking smile on their face when they got the flowers. ungrateful bitches
thats the problem with birds these days they're emotionless twats until you get in their knickers then theyre fucking mental
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by emicen
commute home in the snow
 where are you?
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Originally posted by MarkSport
quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
Single for the 24th Valentines day on the run
It's the beard!
It's the face if I'm honest 
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
quote:
Originally posted by emicen
commute home in the snow
where are you?
Glasgow afaik, was snowing earlier on.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
You're still emotionally detached after I sent you Claudette via u2u
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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I sent some bint I've been dating some flowers to her work, she was moaning that valentines is shit and a waste. She was made up, defo gona get a blowie next time I see her.
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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It's funny, everyone going on about how FB is full of loved up idiots etc....Mine has been filled with bitter singletons.
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Im all set for tonight.
Candles set up
Petals sprinkled on my bed
Durex tingle lube
Favourite porn on the laptop
Wank myself into oblivion
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Funeral for a Friend?
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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I got a card
But didnt send one back so = dog house for me
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Im all set for tonight.
Candles set up
Petals sprinkled on my bed
Durex tingle lube
Favourite porn on the laptop
Wank myself into oblivion
Posh one to save the cleaning up?
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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No mate, seeing as its valentines im going to treat myself and swallow.
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Im all set for tonight.
Candles set up
Petals sprinkled on my bed
Durex tingle lube
Favourite porn on the laptop
Wank myself into oblivion
any old monday night really
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Or any other night for that matter
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
No mate, seeing as its valentines im going to treat myself and swallow.
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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I see Joe's and raise you a
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Warren G
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Registered: 14th May 06
Location: Kent
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James, will miss jambo make me some cup cakes?
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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On a similar disturbing and sick note, me and some pals were taking a late night stroll home from the local hang out point after a few big bottles of WKD (Blue) anyhow, the subject was wanking as usual at that age.
A friend turned around and said, doesn't spunk taste horrible... we were like
Apparantly after not wanking for a few days there was quite a build up and some acidentally went in his mouth...
Quite why he had to swallow has never been made clear, but we don't talk about it much these days. So yeah, don't taste your own spunk guys!
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Ryan
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Registered: 23rd Jun 08
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FFFFFFFF
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