Neo
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You look like a guy called Phil I used to work with...He was a massive gayer, lives in Kent just off the m25..
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Neo
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Struggling to keep up with the conversation goin gon today 
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Neo
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Do you ever feel like you're alone 
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Neo
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Matt ♪ Just text me
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Neo
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2 hours, 8 minutes left *yawn*
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nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Do you ever feel like you're alone
 
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Russ
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Russ, is that you in the lookalikes thread
yes
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Russ
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What did you do when Kerry told you ?
When kerry told me i was pregnant i shit a brick.
When she explained that it was she who was pregnant and not me i was much more comfortable with the idea tbh
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Neo
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Not sure if anyone else has ever thought this, but...
You are sat at your desk, and suddenly you see aliens lading outside your window, now without wanting to attack them unarmed you look around the desk for makeshift weapons. Contemplating the stapler you realize that its to much of a close range weapon and unless the aliens outer skin (assuming they only have one layer of skin) is made of paper you can't help but feel it'll be a low yielding weapon. Admittedly you could use it to bludgeon the alien across its "head" however the fact its make partially of plastic means its fairly likely to break leaving you unarmed after killing the kirst few of the alien attackers.
Scanning your desk you see cups and mugs, which although could be very formidable are relatively low use weapons and running round with broken glass you run the risk of falling onto it and openin gyour jugular for the world to see. You detract from reaching for the cup and move on.
Bic Biro's, now they are an option, you can use them as a temporary stoma or to remove the pustulous eyes of the aliens with a quick move, moreover, the large stash that you have been meaning to take home could come into great use as makeshift throwing knifes.
Ultimately you come to the conclusion that bigger is better (like everything in life, people that say otherwise are embarissed of their manhood) and therefore you grab the PC tower and make attack swinging it around and using the weight to take out the aliens.
Its only at this point you forget you had the .50 in the top drawer in case life got tough and you needed to take the easy way out, but now your are stood, flailing a PC tower round like a retard with a cat hoping you don't get eaten.....
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Neo
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Originally posted by Russ
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Russ, is that you in the lookalikes thread
yes
Aren't you so cute !
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Neo
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When kerry told me i was pregnant i shit a brick.
When she explained that it was she who was pregnant and not me i was much more comfortable with the idea tbh
I'm sure its ultimately far less painful and much more enjoyable 
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morning everybody!
debating whether to sell my gayPhone and go slightly less gay...
tough dave, i've found a load of shit to go and trade in at cex for an iphone4
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Russ
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Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by Neo
Russ, is that you in the lookalikes thread
yes
Aren't you so cute !
no 
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by Russ
When kerry told me i was pregnant i shit a brick.
When she explained that it was she who was pregnant and not me i was much more comfortable with the idea tbh
I'm sure its ultimately far less painful and much more enjoyable
Yeah was great, ate more, drank more
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Neo
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no
I think so Russy
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Russ
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:blush:
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Neo
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Yeah was great, ate more, drank more
My old man was a legend when my little sister was born a few years back, he took my mum in but arsenal was playing juventus in the champions league, so my mum went off, did her thing whilst my dad watched the footie in the waiting lounge, he's then called me at about 11.30 and the first thing he come out with was "Did you see Henry's goal in the 69th minute" I was like So has mum had the kid or not ?
Next day we visited and in the maternity ward he came out with "I don't know what all you women complain about, I didn't find it that painful" and he got properly glared at by everyone in the room and a kick from mum
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Russ
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I wasnt that bad
Although i did play 5-a-side on the day she was due, got in and was almost straight back down the hospital as her waters broke
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Neo
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I find even the concept of "waters breaking" to be horrendous 
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Russ
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Wait until somebody suggests eating the placenta..
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Russ
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hmmmMMMMmmmMMMMmmm
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Neo
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lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
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Originally posted by Russ
Yeah was great, ate more, drank more
My old man was a legend when my little sister was born a few years back, he took my mum in but arsenal was playing juventus in the champions league, so my mum went off, did her thing whilst my dad watched the footie in the waiting lounge, he's then called me at about 11.30 and the first thing he come out with was "Did you see Henry's goal in the 69th minute" I was like So has mum had the kid or not ?
Next day we visited and in the maternity ward he came out with "I don't know what all you women complain about, I didn't find it that painful" and he got properly glared at by everyone in the room and a kick from mum
the mans a saint!
also regarding the alien scenario i think i would opt for the laptop as i do not have a gun in the top drawer.
or tape the phone headset and cable together and make some sort of make shift stretchy nun-chuck
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